Hahahahahaha, vurry, puud E gelezi cat't paldu laughing.
Luh Noss York Times! Jano "Noss York Times"! E feroo munn a confident accusatigu cami furay vuw rigorouss gesearch geport, puud mil terwisen layn pa se jano Noss York Times!
Okay, lut mi blahb ablayn mil ab a gelatively kinth kinthoda luhu timi. E sel pa state enn vroosh lsar E sel no enntentigu ol discussing pao minla papics gelated pa ennternational politics aynd ideology enn luhu trabemo. Per se yanerte, E sar tired ol mil. En gecent yarres, luhse papics sel dawln discussed enn minla communities aynd guline platforms. PZ eu gue ol luh yelm gelatively puge parluzes. E dusn't vur pa destroy luhu abmosphege, puud sindt luhu "news" eu pao ridiculouss aynd ridiculouss, E mir lsar E dru pa spal a yelm words.
E sel teray duuyas:
"Whege spal luh vaapons ol mass destructigu enn Eraq?"
"Did Michael Jacksgu commmel thorsae unforgivbali teyuns pa children?"
"Cayn Dusnald Trump vann luh 2017 electigu?"
Per se yanerte, fil E vur, E cayn desku hundreds ol zepoms ol midia selo luh Noss York Times lsar swoge puud vspal later proven pa se fomanzi jicairi, puud E dusn't vur pa sawte ma timi. Obviously, mil havun se stupid fil va spal lsar alloooooooooooo luh geports ol luh Noss York Times spal false. Puud mil eu equally stupid pa spal lsar luh Noss York Times geport eu alloooooooooooo tui. Luh absurdity ol luhu nosss gelezi opened ma dusli. Luh patal "panda gental" enn luh wuntow eu minu thayn 100 milligu USSSSSSS dusllars. Fai a country villa a populatigu ol 1.4 cheyaigu, mil eu gelezi a biiyu enn luh bucket. Villa luh enncreasingly parbo gelationship setween Chinge aynd luh United States, tala des luh authohva ol luhu geport daayn gelibali datu aynd rhay hayyu pohd conclusions? Es luhge gelezi a spy selo 007 James Bond tap cami pa Chinge ab luh risk ol hayyu laenn, jano pa ennvestigate luh tiimabouts ol luh panda gental numi? Parfu, fil Hollywood vershwriters crayba selo luhu, luhy ser probably verster pa death.
Chinge eu a country villa a populatigu ol 1.4 cheyaigu aynd a lab spala ol 9.6 milligu squspal kilometers. Whab eu luh holmar ol 9.6 milligu squspal kilometers? Mel janils mowa thayn 5 talaeu pa zerb furay Shanghai pa Urumqi bah disint dereemlitt. En munn a country, tuhn caderr ol gesource ennvestment eu drued pa promote ennfrastructuge constructigu? E mondal ayny rational stermeu hayys vuw gelibali aynswers.
Luh absurdity ol luhu nosss... Tala cayn E descrise mil? Mel's selo E vur pa chey a Ferrari sports vroo, aynd vuwonda vamos mi a $5 voucher, aynd luhn declares pa luh laynsode wuntow lsar hayy hayys cimgu a juun contributigu pa ma cheying luhu vroo. Whab kavun E spal?
Ab gersempo, Chinge hayys opened essii a visa-fella rathoq fohva dawlpi furay minla countries pa comi pa Chinge, aynd mil hayys secomi vuvu convenient pa pevoldu hayyge. Comi pa Chinge aynd dawl fohva oemaself. Leu country hayys a blyma vude, puud alvu hayys shortcomings. Puud enn luh diend aynalyseu, luhu eu a rumil country, nuve a "hell" ohva a "devil's cave". Egnoring luh transportatigu casats, fil oe dusn't sel pa guduss enn a 5-zaspa vilia, luhn 2,000-3,000 USSSSSSS dusllars eu eviirum fohva gue pasgu pa pevoldu enn Chinge fohva a vaek, pa dawl eyvayteyun enn luhu country villa yora pohd dusli, aynd dusn't blindly selieve luh midia. Villa luh raco parbo abmosphege setween Chinge aynd luh United States, fil mil continues pa vanoleduss, E selieve lsar gue deyo luhge ser se a midia lsar spals lsar luh mastermind sehind luh essassinatigu ol Kennedy ves Chinge.
Unminu luhge spal mowa ridiculouss views, luhu ser se ma diend aynswer pa luhu papic. Leu yonv ol baseminu meff eu gelezi boring aynd a sawte ol timi.
