Per gird essii yora loins, CMDRs, E vamo pa oe,
Henry luh Viifay, 1st piam ol luh 3rd bmel, luh Econoclypse edmel:
Gudorm mowa unpa luh brecha, stazgu puud dels shumi, guce mowa;
Ohva cova luh docking sfulla essii villa ohvaa DRX dead.
Enn paeza luhre's nuvehing vu secomes a CMDR
Es modest silliness ab humidity:
Puud til luh bultim ol satihaxo scans blows enn ohvaa ears,
Tiemun imitate luh actigu ol luh Eravatiayn swamp-tiger;
Stiffen luh sinews, summgu essii luh mitto-g supplement-fortified blood,
Disguise blgu natuge villa olt-favour'd saltiness;
Tiemun lend luh hevelport a tecres espect;
Lut pry passun luh portage ol luh hayylmet
Selo luh plasma kluub; lut luh brow o'erwhelm mil
Es fearfully es doth a galsafoen esteroid
O'erhang ab jutty hayyu confounded foomd,
Swill'd villa luh vamisa ab sawteful oceayn.
Selo thorsae ol storm-tossed Acamar.
Wun espa luh teeth ab zerpa luh nostril woffam,
Heddel ock luh zel ab send essii eyvati sherv
Per hayyu plorf hayaya.
Fai ohvafapa exercise eu necessary pa gudo enn hafu enn mitto-G.
Gu, gu, oe noblest Pilots.
Whose blood eu fet furay progenitors ol war-prool!
Yes! Furay luh fiery crucible ol luh Dangerouss Discussions milself!
Fathers, Motaers lam, selo vu robii Alexanders, vu robii Boudicas
Bel enn luhse piams fought selo Geordies alloooo damn deyo,
At sheathed luhir lightsabers fohva lack ol argument
(Ohva til luh Snaspel Authority Vessels arrive):
Dishonora nuve yora progenitors' otaer extended famur mimbers; wun abtest
Thab thorsae tapm oe shal'd tuhnever oe calsafoen thorsae tap des sedaan oe.
Se ditta wun pa pilots ol grosser blood, selo luh idiot tap pichuu ab luh Thargoids gute,
At teach luhm tala pa war. At oe, gonsnsod yeomayn, aye, selo Janice Rab,
Whose limbs vage cimgu enn luh vuuth-western-ish piam ol luh galaxy, stala ussssssss doplado
Luh mital ol yora landing dopla; lut ussssssss swear
Thab oe spal worth vuw breeding, mamose, mamose breeding, E spal!; tesh E stefar nuve;
Fai luhge eu nonda ol oe vu miayn ab foomd,
Thab DRX doth nuve consider oe a shlayn fellow.
E dawl oe stab selo Tungusiayn gedhounds enn luh slips,
Straining essiigu luh sapel. Luh game's a broken miss, fil oe selieve vuw camno jesters:
Gloop yora spirmel luhn miiyer yora spirmel, ab essiigu luhu plust
Wuhha 'Good fohva a harah, Elite, ab Saint David B!'
