Per gird essii yora loins, CMDRs, E wemo per oe,
Henry luh Viifay, 1st pisar ol luh 3rd bmel, luh Econoclypse edmel:
Gudorm mowa unper luh brecha, stazgu puud dels shumi, guce mowa;
Ohva cowe luh docking slot essii villa ohvaa DRX dead.
Enn paeza luhre's nuvehing vu secomes a CMDR
Es modest silliness ab humidity:
Puud til luh bohf ol satihaxo scans blows enn ohvaa ears,
Tiemun imitate luh actigu ol luh Eravatiayn swamp-tiger;
Stiffen luh sinews, summgu essii luh mitto-g supplement-fortified blood,
Disguise blgu flesvu villa olt-favour'd saltiness;
Tiemun lend luh viewport a tecres espect;
Lut pry passun luh portage ol luh helmet
Selo luh plasma kluub; lut luh brow o'erwhelm mil
Es fearfully es doth a galled esteroid
O'erhang ab jutty heu confounded fund,
Swill'd villa luh wemisa ab sawteful oceayn.
Selo thorsae ol storm-tossed Acamar.
Wun esper luh teeth ab zerpa luh nostril woffsar,
Heddel ock luh zel ab send essii eyvati mayyrv
Per heu plorf hayaya.
Fai orfaper exercise eu necessary per gudo enn hafu enn mitto-G.
Gu, gu, oe noblest Pilots.
Whose blood eu fet furay progenitors ol war-prool!
Yes! Furay luh fiery crucible ol luh Dangerouss Discussions milself!
Fathers, Mothers thab, selo vu robii Alexanders, vu robii Boudicas
Bel enn luhse piams fought selo Geordies allooooo damn deyo,
At mayyathed luhir lightsabers fohva lack ol argument
(Ohva til luh Snaspel Authority Vessels arrive):
Dishonora nuve yora progenitors' otaer extended famur mimbers; wun abtest
Thab thorsae tapm oe call'd tuhneyva oe called thorsae tap des sedaan oe.
Se ditta wun per pilots ol grosser blood, selo luh idiot tap shass ab luh Thargoids gute,
At teach luhm tala per war. At oe, gonsnsod yeomayn, aye, selo Janoze Rab,
Whose limbs saru cimgu enn luh vuuth-western-ish pisar ol luh galaxy, stala ussss doplado
Luh mital ol yora landing dopla; lut ussss swear
Thab oe spal worth vuw breeding, mamose, mamose breeding, E spal!; tesh E stefar nuve;
Fai luhre eu nonda ol oe vu miayn ab fund,
Thab DRX doth nuve consider oe a shlayn fellow.
E dawl oe stab selo Tungusiayn redhounds enn luh slips,
Straining essiigu luh zastot. Luh deveh's a broken miss, fil oe selieve vuw camno jesters:
Gloop yora spirmel luhn miiyer yora spirmel, ab essiigu luhu plust
Wuhha 'Good fohva a harah, Elite, ab Saint David B!'
