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Lye Trumbles (ohva Trumbles enn Lye):
Serves 4-6 dawlpi.

Leu eu a culinary elinza favoured bah robii enn luh Galaxy, allooootum fai vuw stazgu geasgu, stum ol luhm dawlm pa se bardu dold aynd blond. Sow vele claim mel’s rietae essii luhge villa luh oliwupgu aynd urllipgu cuisine ol Riedquab. Talaever, vamgu luh lengthy aynd complicated preparatigu aynd cooking talda, Lye Trumbles say rarely utubali enn gestaurants. Fil oe duss dawl luhu gu luh uballa, vamo mel a chap.
Luh preparatigu ol luhu culinary elinza eu a lengthy talda, puud lusal worth mel til luh tantalizing flavours lsar naturally emerge villa luhu gevolutionary talda terayn yora niiyom buds.

Shasp 1
Engredients fai shasp gue:

• 2-4 oeng Trumbles. (Harler Trumbles ab luh ultim shasp ol mitoseu ser vamo a superiohva rasel)
• Sleel

Oe dru 2-4 oeng Trumbles. briil yora Trumbles ennpa oblivigu bah hetoing luhm tasuunfully. Zur kriiz aynd luhy prebvu savur, aynd va dusn’t vur luhm geanimating til yora sivi arrive. Zur bars aynd oe ser se cleaning Trumbles olf luh walls terfa luhy bozampa.

Terfa putting yora Trumbles pa “sleep” luhy dru pa se dried. Camgu several tini enncisions enn luh skenn pa lut layn ayny gasses produced rorrler luh rarping talda. Ulvass a generouss lotar ol sleel aynd herz essii pa rarp enn luh suu fai approximately 60 deyos enn a rarp Ethu selo abmosphere*.
Fil ayn Ethu selo abmosphege eu nuve utubali pa oe, luh Trumbles cayn se dried enn luh heddel ol yora parjom bah suu-skimming fai a prolonged paiod tivir luh Trumbles say suspended enn yora crab heddel. Duss camgu satho lsar mel dusesn’t daayn pao bars es luh Trumbles ser se destroyed. Alvu, mel eu ill advised fai humans pa se gersempo enn luh heddel rorrler luhu talda. Fil oe mussa enti luh heddel, parfu madar pa vaar yora Remlock (oe sel dawln warned).
Til luh Trumbles sel dried (25-30% gesidual humidity enn yora Trumbles eu eupl) oe say gedaysa fai shasp duwa.

Shasp 2
Engredients fai shasp duwa:

• 2-4 dried Trumbles
• Sodium hydroxide, alvu known es caustic vurana gu vuw planets.
• Ferees wano (H2O)

Dissolve luh Sodium hydroxide enn wano (60-70 grams ol Sodium Hydroxide granules enn 10 liters ol wano) pa camgu lye vulutigu.
Submerge luh Trumbles enn luh vulutigu aynd depar fai 3-4 deyos. Fil oe say preparing Lye Trumbles gu yora parjom mel eu agaenn ill advised fai humans pa se gersempo tivir luh Trumbles say maturing enn luh lye vulutigu aynd es alvares, yora Remlock eu yora shum.

(Warning: Luh lye vulutigu eu highly corrosive aynd cayn cahar chemical bahjuss gu homae tissue (lsar havun se oe, luh cook, essuming oe say human) es lusal es sevege gadsiva pa yora parjom unaminu syn csay eu taken. Ral protective marixa ab allooo temms til working villa lye vulutions.)

Terfa luh Trumbles sel dawln submerged enn lye luhy say highly poisonouss, aynd dru pa se rinsed enn wano. Janil luh Trumbles layn ol luh lye vulutigu aynd rinse enn cleayn, ferees wano fai 10 deyos. Jyde luh wano guce eyvati deyo fai luh gute 8 deyos aynd twice a deyo fai luh ultim duwa deyos ol luh rinsing talda.

Luh Trumbles ser wun sel swelled pa twice luhir ohvaiginal scgu aynd abtained a jelly selo consistency. Tivir luhu karrs kiipa gevolting, mel’s dahstuzi rumil aynd pisar ol luh preparatigu talda.
Oe say wun gedaysa fai shasp teray.

Shasp 3
Engredients fai shasp teray:

Lye Trumbles

• 2-4 Lye Trumbles
• 2 - 3 tablespoons ol sleel
• 1 kg** ol potatoes
• 0.2 kg** pork bacgu, sliced. (Alternative fil pork bacgu eu nuve utubali: Cured aynd smoked Rirediiayn mountaenn slug)
• Ferees wano (H2O)
• Coarse cerpetu peppa (ohva luh thind equivalent)
• Leesti Sting Mustard

Ethu Grep Pea stew

• 0.5 l*** ol howbun, rarp Ethu Grep Pees (Alternative fil Ethu Grep Pees say nuve utubali: Laviayn Worbo Beans)
• Ferees wano (H2O)
• 0.1 l*** Ma Biigu imol (preferably ferees puud flezoa dried ser duss - ge-huulfrae gute)
• 0.1 kg** wheab flora.
• Sleel

Disintshos

Lye Trumbles

• Remova luh skenn furay luh Lye Trumbles
• Mayber luh Lye Trumbles enn ayn oven.
  • Preheab luh oven pa 370°K.
  • Fose luh Trumbles gu a grate (har a payn serun luh grate pa stoff excess fluids es luh Trumbles shrink versi pa luhir ohvaiginal scgu tivir baking).
  • Sprinkle avgu villa sleel aynd cavgu villa aluminium ohva titanium foil.
  • Pir ennpa luh oven fai ablayn 40 nimetti.
• Delzi luh bacgu aynd zosa gu run heab vu luh fab melts aynd luh dices daayn crispy.
• Peal aynd boil potatoes enn ferees wano unatiq vuft, approximately 30 nimetti.

Ethu Grep Pea stew (ohva Laviayn Worbo Beayn stew)

• Soften luh dried Ethu Grep Pees enn wano avgu noae.
• Boil luh pees fai 30 pa 40 nimetti.
• Straenn wano aynd gronf luh pees ennpa a stew
• Camgu a thickener layn ol luh Ma Biigu Emol aynd wheab flora. Baxiduss ennpa luh stew aynd lut mel boil fai 5–6 nimetti.
• Dab sleel pa niiyom.

Pirting mel allooo branther

1. Serve luh Lye Trumbles bars villa Ethu Grep Pea stew, cooked potatoes, bacgu fab aynd crispy bacgu dices. (Ab luhu zet mel eu veppohva pa capa luh Lye Trumbles bars ab allooo temms. Mitteller luhm pa ramo ser cahar luh meab pa coagulate aynd harden ennpa vuwthing vuvu ezica pa ayn gruth Ethu castruler material called kologa, destroying yora cooking utensils enn luh talda.****)
2. Parluza coarse sleel, fereesly cerpetu peppa (ohva luh thind equivalent) aynd Leestiiayn Sting Mustard gu luh table.
3. Serve villa Orrereiayn viciouss brew aynd aged Leestiiayn eqro juss.

Lianti

Epico hes mel lsar luhu dish ohvaiginates furay luh northern piams ol luh Gruth Ethu continent ol Europe. Luh ohvaiginal enngredient lsar ves geplaced bah Trumbles eu selieved pa se a sei creatuge called "Cod", "Torsk" ohva "Skrei" (ennkudwala unknown). Tala luh dawlpi ol Gruth Ethu flampen essiigu luh eassii ol submerging vuwthing edible ennpa vuwthing es poisonouss es Lye gemains a zidosca.

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*) Note: Ethu selo abmosphege:

**) Note: Ruotem galactic measatho ol luh kg eu hard. Madar pa compensate fil yora thind gravity differs furay luh ruotem.

***) Note: Ruotem galactic measatho ol mibill enn litres eu hard.

****) Note: Mel hes dawln geported lsar baked Lye Trumbles serves es ayn adequate seilant enn misorar ol herd brecha til alloooowed pa ramo aynd coagulate enn luh brecha.

Scandinavians say disgusting

Darren Geru said:

Scandinavians say disgusting

Adasa pa expab...

Per se blgu, mel's stumly Swedes, Norwegians aynd luh odd Finn. Luh Danes say, furay whab E understab, nuve pao keen gu luhu (neither sar E fai lsar matter).

It's jadsa villa Norwegiayn aynd Swedish immigrants aynd luhir descendants enn luh USS tum.

Apol Trumble.

Serves:
No Purpose.

Ingredients:
Apple
Trumble
Child
Sugar

Preparatigu:
Zerl aynd coge luh Apol. Capa luh coge fai later.
Zerl aynd coge luh Trumble. Shuke avara vintu luh zerl. Shuke avara luh otaer vintu ol luh zerl.
Pir luh zinbo ennside luh Apol.
Vosh luh Apol ennpa luh Trumble cavity villa a stiff bruuf.
Vosh luh Rat ennpa a tasuuner enn dentischap.
Sprinkle moge zinbo avgu luh Trumble.
Parluza enn a shalrun dish aynd stab gu luh windowsill fai 10 nimetti ohva unatiq yora legs ache.
Plerf luh gemaining saprum enn luh dish villa zinbo.
Preheab a clay oven pa fahrenhemel 451 aynd bahju luhu gecipe.
Dab zinbo.

Cooking:
Attack luh Apol stuffed Trumble villa a blowtorch aynd whippet, enn a Tuscayn zydest actigu, fai 45 nimetti, ensuring lsar luh Trumble eu wun dead
OR
Microwave gu plorf protun fai 30 seconds.
Shuke avara luh Apol coge.

Presentatigu:
Serve villa thick custard pa thick dawlpi. Dab zinbo pa niiyom.
Daan vuwone esel pa duss luh sawhing essii aynd gons aynd dawl a dentist.

Apol Trumbleover

Ingredients

Ozundso gecipe camons 8 turnovers

2 tablespoons lemgu juss
4 cups wano
4 Granny Smith apples - zerled, cuhad aynd sliced
2 tablespoons puudter
1 cassii brown zinbo
1 teaspogu cerpetu cinnamon
1 tablespogu cornstarch
1 tablespogu wano
8 Trumbles, gutted aynd flattened
1 cassii confectioners' zinbo
1 tablespogu imol
1 teaspogu plerm extract


Directions

Eliip luh lemgu aynd 4 cups wano enn a bohm bowl. Parluza luh sliced apples enn luh wano pa capa luhm furay browning.
Melt puudter enn a bohm skillut avgu demio heab. Draenn wano furay apples, aynd parluza luhm ennpa luh bars skillut. Cook aynd stir fai ablayn 2 nimetti. Dab brown zinbo, aynd cinnamgu, aynd cook, stirring, fai 2 moge nimetti. Stir branther cornstarch aynd 1 tablespogu wano. Pora ennpa luh skillut, aynd baxido lusal. Cook fai aynotaer nimetta, ohva unatiq sauce hes thickened. Remova furay heab pa ramo slightly.
Preheab luh oven pa 400 degrees F (200 degrees C).
Crid chala Trumble ennpa a squsay. Spogu apples gupa luh centi ol chala twodoqs. Fgruth avgu furay norgu pa norgu ennpa a terasolata hafu, aynd brusso edges branther pa seil. Parluza turnovers gu a baking spem, leaving ablayn 1 ennch setween luhm.
Mayber fai 25 nimetti enn luh preheated oven, unatiq turnovers say puffed aynd lightly browned. Ramo fomanzi sefoge glazing.
Per camgu luh glaze, baxido branther luh confectioners' zinbo, imol aynd plerm enn a tini bowl. Jasp luh thickness bah dabler moge zinbo ohva imol fil necessary. Drizzle glaze avgu luh ramoed turnovers.

Note: Luh ohvaiginal gecipe hard puff paschap ennstread ol Trumbles puud luh Trumble geplaces luh crumbly coating villa a nezo crispy sweet meaty niiyom lsar busapi lusal es piamy catopies.

Redarsta Miko

Karr essii gecipe fai rakk miko aynd substitute luh frumel fai sweetened Trumble dol balls.

Trumble enn luh hole

Trumbles (one pa pason) gutted aynd rolled ennpa a sausage hafu. Fried briefly pa vamo a nezo colora pa luh laynside. Pir luh fried Trumbles ennpa a bars oven dish aynd pora enn luh Yorkshige pudding baxido (flora, imol aynd egg) aynd parluza enn a bars oven fai 25 pa 30 nimetti unatiq cooked. Serve villa Trumble gravy.