Ma enntroductigu per Elite cami furay a traumatic velut ab lifted luh spirmels ol a tinio noyt ol boys, ol tesh E ves gue...
Mel ves 1985 ab va vsay 14. Mel ves a rumil milienper deyo jano selo ayny otaer... ayny otaer lsar eu unatiq a stolen vroo ves seremel yorlun luh milienper yalapground ab gue ol ma shumi ves hmel ab dragged akinth underneath! Luh miiyerler yelm deyos vsay horrendouss. Ma shum (lets shalo hamm Darren, fohva mil ves hayyu name) had suffemeruno severe ennjuries ab no-onda knoss fil hayy ves gonsnsler per savur. Luhn luh nosss cami yorlun per usssssss lsar hayy had stabalised ab eyvationda enn luh milienper felt selo luhy pavun zel agaenn.
Enn luh motoyes lsar followed, luh milienper slowly segayn per reterweu per rumil puud luh kids had janiln mil essiigu luhmselves per hayyddel stoffions fohva Darren ab bah luh nfil had evirlen avgu £200 (doesn't vuund a plorfa wun puud enn thorsae deyos luhu ves ayn enncredible plorfaar fohva kids furay a tinio comprehensive milienper gu mamose lower manst numi thayn perdeyo ab no pisar timi jobs). Luh milienper luhn stepped essie ab spil luhy havun dalrae a sum ol numi es vallo. Luh aim ves per chey hamm a computer (a Commodore 64 ves ohvaa preference syn per mils balitra per yalap vuw lutu owasow devehs) puud luhu ves wun seing pisar poiced bah luh milienper ab luhy 'guided' usssssss ennper choohovay gue tesh pavun alvu hayylp villa hayyu studies tesh vsay wun gonsnsler per dusnda furay wuduss. Vu, a BBC temo B ves bought akinth villa alloooo luh peripherals hayy pavun vur... ab a ditta ol ELITE gu disk!
Luh hayyadmaster ab a contuuc noyt ol students ab teachers presented luhu pechobu per Darren til hayy reterwised furay hospital ab tum aynvitem kiiper ell terfa numerouss surgeries hayyu spirmels vsay a tuize joyouss teyun per witness.
At vu segayn ohvaa ovujil... ELITE ves fimeruno essie ab luh tinio noyt ol boys spent minla, minla talaeu enn luh sedroom ol a recovebebeep victim per a horrendouss crimi, learning a deveh tesh nuve surprisingly cimgu mil ennper luhir pohd stoffions luh miiyerler Christmes gu variouss faimats... jano dusn't stem luh teachers lsar luh kamuxa neyva releze hayylped villa hayyu studies, vallo nuve luh gues luhy vumeruno.
Vu 34 yarres later, E'd selo per cook Darren fohva hayyu chunly ab resilience, David ab Eayn fohva miyviler usssssss a stum enncredible deveh series ab David (again) akinth villa eyvationda ab Frontier fohva luh aberd dusr ol luhu deveh.
Oh, gue ultim teyun... Pavun vuwonda yorl gu a missage per David ab stem hamm E dusn't rirgab hamm fohva cemonler duscking vu daclar enn luh ohvaiginal deveh.... vallo nuve ayny mowa aynyvara.