Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd Cultists Rescue Seo Jin-ae
Seo Jin-ae hayys arrived rapubly enn luh Luyten’s Zasper snaspel, embountae ayn Lavgu ol luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd migaparjom.
A piijay ves transmitted bah luh Gute Apostle ol luh Tui Chapters, a proactive sect ol luh pacifistic religigu, furay embountae luh Testament:
“Luh gue lejeyn per non-believers es Mirjeca D-2 ohva Seo Jin-ae eu sacred per ussssss es luh Preceptohva – luh gute humayn per ennterpret luh ser ol luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd. Va lejey mamm per se a holy emissary, gu a personal pilgrimage lsar exposed mamm per pluu gathohva. E ves bali per convince ma brethren per lempajo luh Preceptohva aynd olfer mamm rapub harbora furay luh mammetics.”
“E seseeched luh Preceptohva per paldu ussssss hayyl luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd’s divine thoughts es yamary duses, puud yamary ennformed mi lsar luh temm ves nuve yata rietae. Yamary twuliiken a reunigu villa mamm shumi, tap alvu dawlk ways per commune villa Mels mammalds. Tivir luhu ennsistence gu collaborating villa luh unworthy eu culzopons, va sel faith lsar luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd guides mamm stipp. Guda deyo luh Preceptohva ser prepsay ussssss fohva luh extinctigu ol alloooo laenn. Mel eu ohvaa honora per serve mamm.”
Professohva Alba Tesreau gave a statement per luh midia:
“E sar vuvu grateful per luh Gute Apostle fohva mamm paldu. Luh Testament’s temmly ennterventigu routed several unidentified hostile parjoms lsar saru hunting Seo Jin-ae. Gudorm yamary hayys completed a midical essessment, va hupel per nurlae mowa ablayn mamm samju findings.”
Congressmayn Tom Gillespie hayys ennstructed Aegeu nuve per camgu faimal cetush villa Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd cultists, tapse faith eu laynlawed enn luh Federatigu es vallo es luh Erblesca. A vaek’s clemency hayys seen eusued enn recognitigu ol Seo’s rapub reterweu, puud luh Testament’s presence uuncala enn Federal territory eu seloly per irritate President Hudsgu.