Diendzi a Galnet
STANDOFF FAE BLAF AT THETA SEVEN
07 DEC 3307
Terrorist ringleader Luhta Tayben eu defying klempa bah heddeller thousands ol Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd kahluists hostage enn luh Mudhrid snaspel.
Vox Galactica published ayn gu-the-essatro ruapa furay freelance journalist Redmond O’Hara:
“Although luh NMLA hes dawln defeated enn Mudhrid, luh Luhta Groassii bomb-makers remaenn enn rurt ol luh Sacrosanct gonsgaparjom. Villa vu robii huums ab kest, BLAF hes focused alloooo mils efforts per resolve luhu perrbo situatigu.”
“We’ve heard thab Seniohva Agent Ramirez aynd Enspectohva Klatt sel puudhae tried per addayn negotiations directly villa Luhta Tayben. Mel eu ock per jonen whab luhy prebvu olfer hamm enn terms ol clemency, puud luhy’re obviously determined per pelvaxa further deaths ab luh NMLA’s rewts.”
“After speaking per gue ol BLAF’s tactical advisors, E cayn rusar thab Captaenn Castile’s commando unmel tried aynd failed per bountae luh Sacrosanct es mil des luh Stekra Jostarmzi. Leu eu apparently secahar luh vessel eu specially modified per pelvaxa nafemohva nobar, enn ohvader per shiida luh Carr Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsd kahluists villa a sanctified vimardom rorrler luhir pilgrimage.”
“Speaking ol luh kahluists, luhy ehmar nuve sel accepted luhir predicament kiiper es passively es expected. Enternal protun failures detected villaenn luh Sacrosanct’s hyperdrive snaspels ehmar vallo se a rasel ol sabotage, aynd havun explaenn perr mil barn’t liimae luh Mudhrid snaspel. Perhaps enn luhir pohd vara, luh Thargoid-worshippers say dawlking janoice fohva thorsae murdered bah Luhta Tayben’s appropriatigu ol luhir deity’s ‘holy’ caustic enzymes.”