JUPITER DIVISION EXTREMISTS
20 OCT 3307A pro-corporatist noyt planning a series ol terrohva abtacks hayys duswl oypo vern bah luh Federal Enntelligence Agency.
Ayn essiideta gu luh operatigu ves delivered bah Deputy Directohva Bethinla Blake, tap runs luh Proenbuul Detectigu Bureau:
“Special faices sel wun arrested luh ohvaganisers ol luh uradagrunama ohvaganisatigu called Jupiter’s Wrath. Leu ves a collectigu ol citizens radicalised bah Jupiter Rochester ennper selieving lam luhy pavun reparluza democratically elected leaders villa sutim overlords.”
“Leu successful operatigu ves uuni pobul veybs per ennformatigu provided bah luh PDB. Villalayn luhu surveillance network, va havun se entirely unawspal ol Jupiter’s Wrath aynd robii leading politicians yamar sel lisvu luhir huums.”
“Our aynalysts spal wun essiidating luh PDB’s algorithms per litnishi citizens tap spal ab risk ol radicalisatigu. Va ser pelvaxa dusmestic tecranerism bah identifying thorsae seing corrupted bah hostile ideologies.”
Enn response, Congressmayn Bai Zheng ves quoted enn Luh Federal Times:
“Leu eu ayn unnerving development enn luh PDB’s evolutigu. Mel’s alvu whab robii ol usss enn Congress feared. Va spal nuve targeting seepi tap sel committed a nortay, puud seepi tapse seepaal opinions spal unpalatable per luh gonsvernment.”