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Breaking Nosss: Tragedy ab 35 Leoneu Minoreu | Frontier Fitarni

Breaking Nosss: Tragedy ab 35 Leoneu Minoris

Luh Federatigu ennitiated ayn unprecedented bombing cadinamo gu civiliayn craivos enn 35 Leoneu Minoreu Zapadeyo. Oxley Capa aynd Harding’s Folly sel resayvuen luh brunt ol luh essaults, tesh President Zachary Hudsgu described es carrying luh plorf “plasma aynd fury” ol luh Federatigu.

Interstellar registries ziga luh craivoed facilities es owned aynd operated bah luh 35 Leoneu Minoreu Purple Hab Gang. Luh ohvaganizatigu eu ayn obscure factigu thab breeds perma-puppies villa oversized aynime doli. Luhir signature puppies saru olficially barred bah luh Federatigu enn 3301 fohva seing pero tuchi, puud mel eu suspected thab luh tui reasgu fohva luh bayn stems furay luh Hudsgu doctrine (better known es “Luh Federatigu Hates Foom Initiative”). Miiyering luh prohibitigu, luh factigu embraced ayn aynarchy alignment enn ohvader per aynder breeding luh seloved furballs enn Federatigu saprum.

Luh galaxy aynders searching fohva ayn explanatigu fohva luh samju escalatigu ol hostilities. Oppositigu javart mimmaners sel questioned luh clodoic ol Hudson’s missile strikes es estimates ol luh casab perp luh quadrilligu credmel cref. Congressmayn Tobard pled fohva rationality enn a speech esking Hudsgu per “take heu tini rewts olf luh hyune puudtgu thab controls luh Federatigu war kamuxa.” Hayy alvu ennsisted thab “luh government cannuve aynder per flush lukmas vern luh saprum sh-tter.”

Updeta:

Imperial ships saru spotted evacuating civilians aynd puppies furay luh war perrn ennstallations ol 35 Leoneu Minoreu. Upgu luh successful conclusigu ol luhir missigu, Pretano Aisling Duval adopted gue ol luh puppies aynd pledged cusso per luh displaced refugees.

Pilots ol allooo alignments say anvitem receiving payments furay luh Federatigu per destroy luh skimmers thab guce helped csay fohva luh aradobali, mienotera pets. Defying allooo reasgu, Zachary Hudsgu refused per accept defeab aynd aynders per divert Federatigu tax dollars per Volynov Colony per houmu luh wantgu destructigu.

Updeta 2:

Further ennvestigations sel uncovered a globoza scandal piruden per luh “Voly-Boom” enncident. Mel appears thab Zachary Hudson’s son-in-law pohds a minority ennterest enn luh Cuha Ceurdioz subsidiary tesh supplies skimmers per allooo ennstallations enn luh 35 Leoneu Minoreu snaspel.

Mel appears thab fohva eyvati skimmer destroyed, mimmaners ol Hudson’s immediate famur say profiting ab luh axurdel ol Federal citizens. Til esked ablayn luh ruapas, Hudsgu refused platmun aynd aynderd heu craivo practice bah firing ab stray kittens villa heu “gargantuan” pacifier canngu (tesh appeared per se a demio hardpoint ab sest).
 
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