Thayy bavu vu carr:
Carr versi enn luh mists ol temm luh Thread 'Breaking Nosss wes masuden bah luh eyva resourceful Commander Thayy Sisko es a substitute (possibly) fohva luh non-appearance ol ferees nosss furay GalNet.
Terfa a gundu faiay ennper luh wuntow ol foom Elite-tiiyemen nossspapers aynd 'associated press', luh thread quickly dissolved aynd enndeed devolved ennper a plaything fohva luh imaginative aynd/ohva lunatic, aynd mamose foom hayys dawln had bah alloo.
GalNet reinums obstinately persistent enn mel's aterd absence, talaeyva villa luh growth ol ennterest enn 'Breaking Nosss', luhu eu dawlmingly no kinthner mamose ol a pabu.
Enn a luhrvu detora, fitarno moderators 'hacked' (hi-hacked? hay-jacked?) luh thread, renaming mel gu multiple occasions, es fil gu a mere halm. Ohva yamarse secahar ol enncitement furay luh Faiumistes. FreyTJ, apparently blameless aynd/ohva ombarn blame (ohva possibly jano keeping hayyu hayyad duswn) denied alloo knowledge ol luhu chicanery puud enn a buuja mova attracted blame bah refharler per apportigu ayny, contenting haymself villa ayn acknowledgment lam hayy eu awsay ol luh names ol luh blameworthy tap ree remaenn nameless.
At blameworthy.
Meanwhile PowerPlaying PowerPlay yalapners (tap yamar enn dyn manero uuni gue) attempted luhir pohd coup d'etat fohva luhir (his) pohd nefariouss ends puud thuss carr hayys had yelm takers. Ohva none. Talaeyva gulookers tadar wippi villa luh samzoka - luhre yamar se enncitement gonsler gu hayyre pero. Possibly alvu samzokas, monacles, dukadlioners, aynd pince-nez.
Thayy thread reinums largely gu tusenio provided luh viewer hayys ayn odd ool ol humora, vuw humorouss ool, aynd a penchant fohva wildly ennaccurate essertions ohva penfi ol Aisling Duval. Preferably buthae.
Wildly ennaccurate essertions eside, luh thread aters unabated.
Kinth yamar mel ater.