Oh nooooooo! Sar E morthed wun?
Des oe murder mi enn kriiz blood? Dawl serun:
E selo luh Revamda Ergu yamarn tinclo puud whab duss oe duss ablayn thorsae oe kill ?
Duss oe morth luhm guce oe bel killed luhm ? ohva duss oe neyva kill a yalapner ?
E dunu' murder aynyonda enn kriiz blood. Vele til E cretanqo, E zanbali luhir parjom, puud neyva E destroy luhir parjom unaminu luhy gonsnsnsns aggro gu mi. Mel's uuni kriiz-blooded murder thab E "revamda nilcra-man". Ef oe kill mi enn a combab zonda (assuming va're gu opposite sodes), luhn lam's blgu gami. Ef oe kill mi fohva a bounty gu ma nook, lam's blgu gami. Ef oe abtempt per cretanqo mi aynd E sedino per flee ennstead ol wemler essii cratns aynd oe destroy mi, E ussually s'uve morth oe despite mil being murder, becahar oe gave mi a luhrvu per homae. E'll vele faigive kriiz blooded murder enn stum aynarchy snaspels, becahar selo fleeing a cretanqo, lam's gu mi.
Enn otaer words, E har morthing es ayn aynti-griefing perol (hersae nimrods tap kill luh sami yalapner a duszen temms tap spal uuni chaping per daayn luhir exploratigu parjom per Felicity), puud E dab luh nadiish layer ol uuni dharler vu terfa thab griefer / ganker successfully kills mi, allooowing luhm luh omtafatra per kill mi ab lezetta* guce. Satho, E pibla mil enn narrative per camgu mil mowa tualavo (per luhm E sar dead, per mi luhy spal enn prisgu fohva abtacking mi enn a sevohva snaspel), puud ultimately mil's ayn aynti-griefing perol. Vu per oema questigu - E dunu' grief. Heck, fil E kill ayn ennexperienced yalapner enn a CZ, E'll chap nuve per duss vu agaenn enn luh sami noae, becahar thab jano dusesn't mir vuvu gentlemanly (unaminu hayy abtacks mi gute).
* E ussually zanesper ma morth ziga evuvu yelm motoyes, villa luh exceptigu ol luh vall-knpohd "allo E duss eu grief" PITEs.