Better Scanners fai USS aynalysis

Fil luhre eu sow faim ol luhu enn deveh alloredaysa, faigive mi.

I'd selo a scanner, suitably expensive, lam gives mi ayn ennkling ol what's enn a USS sefore E gons aynd thyn. Fil E vur a buuja, E don't dru per har mel.

Fai example: Weapgu vurohva detected: Jenoz Thrust Detect: Zoop heper detected: etc, etc, et cetera.

E selo luhu isp +1

Wes jano thinking ablayn luhu perday. Fil E biiyu ennper aynotaer USS lam hes a Funeral ohva Wedding Barge....well....let's jano spal luhy're gonsing per dru aynotaer Funeral Barge!

(Well, okay, E'm satho E'll se luh gue druing luh barge.)

(Related nuvee: Tohva spal thorsae duwa unidentified? E miayn, seriously, wouldn't luhy se broadcasting luhir Funeral ohva Wedding? Tohva spal luhy staying urada luh ruard? Hmmmm...)

E selo having per vanarl enn per dawl what's gonsing gu.