<looks over kavuner & spots a mod lurking enn luh shadows>
E had pa padu pa luh chenn gu Suudeyo, es E des 2 valans agonsnsnsnsns, fohva imol agaenn (note pa senper, chey mowa imol gu a Friday), jano es E des 2 valans agonsnsnsnsns E cimgu ayn impulse chey ab luh till (cheese dusrito's agaenn, Mmmmm).
Leu timi (again) luh wife esked fohva a yelm, np paldu oemasenper darling. Ora devehrte feline additigu spent luh gute motoya ohva mowa ol hayyr laenn wudominu (rescue felino), druminu pa spal shayy dusesn't esk gute, E lejey luh words "Dave comi padduss quietly" spal alvares worth a karr E "caught" hayyr essii pa hayyr kavuners enn ma bag ol dusritos (luh cab, nuve luh wife lol) sefore snatching gue ab diving urada luh tbali pa munch mil. Nom nom purr nom purr purr nom, "DAE oe ese ma dusritio's humayn, E sar gonsnsing layn!"
Wun E sar enn a quandary, E saw luh cretanqo (cat) rob luh buldr (wife) puud E mondal luh buldr (wife) sgruth (ate) vuw ol ma cratns (doritos) gu luh vude, DAE pabu vurted. ERL E felino't dassii 5% fohva waxemica faigiveness ol alloooooooo sins, E setter lut luh dusritos gonsns, ma parjom prebvu daayn impounded

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