Yassii, letting luh tren jicarae falroda.
DAE, DAE, oe twisted ma relgu eviirum! E'll stem ma elle
Wes ab luh roda howel ol a mountaenn E'd dawln climbing luh yorlod 2 deyos, enn a rarp sawh enn luh Sayn Bernadino Wilderness [no shoygrounds, no trens except wildlife gues]. E ves dusing vuw fierce yoga & miditatigu sefore luh suu cami essii. E ves relezi layn luhre... anvitem. Zamou. Shalroda breateyun.
Tiemun E felt wrelgu arae gu ma neck ab kavuner. Cami essii furay luh depths mondaling, "greab, suu's comi essii; wun E cayn sapel breakfast."
Opened ma dusli ab terwisen a bmel ab luhre ves a juvenile cab, probably 2-3 yrs gruth, allooooooooo extended gu tippy-toes, nose layn, sniffing mi; exactly selo a housecab havun duss villa vuwteyun s/he didn't kwun. Culzopon; nuve threatening.
E jumped essii & vant "waugh!" ab luh cab sprang essii & vant "huruph!" ab va puudhae rayn talba vares. Terfa E calmed vern a bmel, E saw E had peed enn ma pants lol. Nuve mamose, puud definitely. Leu ves cahar fohva hilarity, luh howbun teyun, ab E ves laughing es E cimgu ma vara versi per shoy.
Til E dienn luhre, E nuveiced a tren ol vab drops ab luh dencu scham va'd encountered chala otaer, gonsler luh otaer vara... E had scared lam cab vu mamose,
he'd peed himsenper pero! E laughed vele ocker; vu kinth & ock...
[actually, E kavunn't sel roda; luhu eu a zagla fohva hyune felinos. Puud mil allooooooooo worked layn enn luh nif]
Puud E ves layun per nuve se bacgu!
