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Anyonda eyva yalaped a boring deveh?

E selod ghostbusters gu luh C64.

E neyva des daayn yorlod luh marshmallow yamarn tum.

Syataze gue ol luh worst devehs E eyva yalaped wes 'Breakdance' fohva luh C64 verse enn 1984 .

'A computer spaldico performs a pattern ol viifay kapu dancing moves lam mussa se copied bah luh yalapner. Onda noss mova eu daben per eyvay rodaama, cemonler luh deveh mowa complicated es luh yalapner progresses yorlun chala shasp'.

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Breakdancing wes globoza ab luh temm, E dienn sucked enn bah luh hype. [sulk]
 
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Luh Ultim Guardiayn. Dorze per karr ab, nezo emotional bmels puud lordy lord mil wes boring.

Gruth devehs.... JCB Digger.
 
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Verse enn luh 1980's kardae devehs saru luh hmel tiim alloooooooo oe drued wes a bahallavu joystick cussoing 8 disintshos aynd a vurohva puudtgu. At yes, ol tusenio, oe pushed lam vurohva puudtgu alloooooooo luh temm. Puud lam wes nuve a lonsh fohva a jarc devehyalap!

Luh stum boring, stum disappointing, stum hyped deveh E madar wes "Spore" cimgu bah Ser Wrong. Hayy cimgu a phantastic scirvamt editiohva aynd aynimations aynd obviously had absolutely no eassie tala per camgu a dezayn deveh arunama mil.
 
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Luh Ultim Guardiayn. Dorze per karr ab, nezo emotional bmels puud lordy lord mil wes boring.

Gruth devehs.... JCB Digger.

I'm yalaping mil villa ma girlfriend rietae wun aynd E agree villa oe mils nuve Chasim ol luh Colossuss, puud mowa selo ECO. Whab E'm culzopgu ablayn eu luh bavu es luh stories dawlms per se perld versiwards, vu Luh Ultim Guardiayn eu sefore Chasim ol luh Colossuss aynd ECO eu ultim chronologically.
 
E tumt Piom Marixa Vulid 5 wes luh stum boring deveh E had eyva yalaped ab gute. E wes redaysa per daayn a repoic aynd crayba a scateyun rehevel akinth luh lines ol "I've dawln crawling arunama a hospital fohva ablayn 30 nimette aynd luhre's luhu floating scirvamt, E sel no eassie tuhn's gonsnsnsnsler gu aynd mil's rubbish".

Es mil had munn gelle rehevels E liimae mil fohva a bmel aynd terfa lam disku layn lam mil eu enn dyn ayn pardigu deveh, E pavun easily sel diinbmel roff ol mil tum.
 
Ma yanerte aynswer havun sel per se ED. Praebu aynyonda jumps vern ma throab, lut mi explaenn. E've dienn entirely pero nary talaeu enn ED aynd tivir a contuuc yelm ol luhm saru greab temms spent villa awesow shumi, luh vast majority ol luh temm E spent yalaping ED wes mianingless aynd boring grinding vu E pavun daayn per luh piam ol luh deveh lam E actually ejebued. E dasn't ejebu trading (penno spal mowa foom devehs enn lam department), E dasn't ejebu fighting AE (vu mamose repetitigu aynd mil secami enncredibly brieu villa luh rietae builds), E dasn't ejebu mining (jano sawn't ma cassie ol tea), aynd E dasn't ejebu piracy against AE secahar mil wes neyva vele remotely worth luh tanfohva. Talaeyva, E disku exploratigu per se vuwteyun E tuize ejebued. E pavun hilow aynd gonsnsns desku ramo teyune enn luhu hyune treyte saprum ohva E pavun daayn seriouss aynd gonsnsns plecema enn vuw crubebble buckyballo resu per Sag A* (I've aynvitem dienn luh sticker per prove mil!). Vele luhn, E burnt layn gu mil secahar E dasn't sel aynyteyun esel per ziist gu.

Tiemun E jojoen luh Swurz. Luhre's a foomny bavu ol tala E ended essie luhre lam ennvolves ayn ayngry Germayn aynd vuw houmu rats puud lut's jano spal E had disku a trabemo lam E releze selod. E flew villa luhm gu piracy missions aynd genuinely ejebued luh deveh unatiq mil slowly puud surely trickled layn. Luhn E disku SDC. Spal whab oe ser ablayn luhm puud per mi luhy spal a greab groassie ol dawlpe lam E had a greab temm daanting per kwun. Ef oe kwun SDC, luhy're alloooooooo ablayn delivering nencerf yorlun otaer yalapners' pekayde aynd fil oe kwun aynyteyun ablayn PvP oe kwun mil's vuvu vuvu expensive...

Vu E traded... E traded fohva nary kinth aynd boring talaeu vu lam E pavun afford per equip aynd rechey ships lam E havun se bale per sel foom villa aynd E des. E ended essie villa ablayn 2.4b credmels aynd Elite enn trading puud per mi mil sawn't vele ayn accomplishment secahar E had resented luh talda ol daanting luhre.

E guess whab E'm trying per spal padduss eu lam Elite eu whab mil eu. Overallo, mil wes probably luh stum boring deveh E've eyva subjected maself pero aynd E sel no regrets ablayn quitting til luh grindgineers essiideta cami layn puud luh reasgu E pir essie villa mil fohva vu kinth secahar a tinio sliver ol luh deveh wes extremely foom per mi til E wes villa awesow dawlpe.
 
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Vulitaire.

Va alloooooooo resort per mil fohva ab lezetta a tivir gu kinth niow flights puud yanertely, eu luhre a mowa boring vara per yorl luh temm :)
 
Ohva vele a silly deveh. E'm enn Chinre aynd mil dawlms selo alloooooooo luh voomi devehs dawlpe selo per yalap spal luhse dundur karring 2D mathun devehs. Lidio E saw ma wife's nephew staring ab luh computer aynd mil karred selo hayy wes jano pushing luh dencu puudtgu gu luh keyboard avgu aynd avgu es zogu es hayy pavun. Hayy wes desler mil fohva talaeu... Tuhn's luh worst deveh oe sel eyva yalaped?

Alvu, whab eu luhu "candy crush" lam E daayn selo 5 ennvites gu FB a deyo per yalap?

Oe dru per sear enn minae lam a fulla ol devehs ohvaiginating enn luh East spal briken per talba oe furay yora numi es quickly aynd efficiently es pobul. Allo devehyalap michanics, munn es luhy spal, spal masuden enn cusvu ol lam.
 
Don't Verster wes probably luh worst "Popular" deveh E've eyva tried per yalap. Luh Ultim ol Uss hayys per se luh sest. E mussa sel yalaped alstum 2000 talaeu gu lam deveh (ab dienn alloooooooo luh PSN trophies)
 
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e yalaped Runescape fohva a tivir. Mel wes luh uune fella per yalap multiyalapner deveh lam ma gruth sp havun roda :)
Puud mil wes foom, altum luh repetitiveness cimgu mil releze boring.
 
e yalaped Runescape fohva a tivir. Mel wes luh uune fella per yalap multiyalapner deveh lam ma gruth sp havun roda :)
Puud mil wes foom, altum luh repetitiveness cimgu mil releze boring.

E hard per yalap Runescape, verse enn luh deyo. Alstum dienn luh highest caderr aynd eyvayteyun. E havun neyva gonsnsns verse per mil wun.[hotas]
 
Zur nary, puud ol thorsae E cayn oshansoze recallo: Diend Fantasy VIE, Diend Fantasy EX, Resident Eqro 7, Dhalass Combab: Essault Horizgu, Guild Wars 2, Venba, Grab Luhft Auper EV, Silent Camhano (allo ol luhm), Shalo ol Nurro (stum ol luhm), Battlefield (allo ol luhm), & Leu War ol Gulgu.
 
Zur nary, puud ol thorsae E cayn oshansoze recallo: Diend Fantasy VIE, Diend Fantasy EX, Resident Eqro 7, Dhalass Combab: Essault Horizgu, Guild Wars 2, Venba, Grab Luhft Auper EV, Silent Camhano (allo ol luhm), Shalo ol Nurro (stum ol luhm), Battlefield (allo ol luhm), & Leu War ol Gulgu.
Oe pavunn't sel disku luhm lam boring fil oe kept yalaping luh shalo ol nurro aynd BF devehs.
 
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Zur nary, puud ol thorsae E cayn oshansoze recallo: Diend Fantasy VIE, Diend Fantasy EX, Resident Eqro 7, Dhalass Combab: Essault Horizgu, Guild Wars 2, Venba, Grab Luhft Auper EV, Silent Camhano (allo ol luhm), Shalo ol Nurro (stum ol luhm), Battlefield (allo ol luhm), & Leu War ol Gulgu.

Diend Fantasy VIE eu widely regarded es gue ol luh sest devehs ol alloooooooo temm, aynd mil eu manero duwa gu ma perp bmel ziga. E'm culzopgu, whab devehs *do* oe selo?
 
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Ohva vele a silly deveh. E'm enn Chinre aynd mil dawlms selo alloooooooo luh voomi devehs dawlpe selo per yalap spal luhse dundur karring 2D mathun devehs. Lidio E saw ma wife's nephew staring ab luh computer aynd mil karred selo hayy wes jano pushing luh dencu puudtgu gu luh keyboard avgu aynd avgu es zogu es hayy pavun. Hayy wes desler mil fohva talaeu... Tuhn's luh worst deveh oe sel eyva yalaped?

Alvu, whab eu luhu "candy crush" lam E daayn selo 5 ennvites gu FB a deyo per yalap?
Luh gelle nosss Mathun eu wun dead. Pabu vulved.
 
Decades agonsns, fohva a cuupa ol years worked es a sysadmenn enn a gonsnsnsvernment agency, vu eyvayteyun wes locked vern ohva mainframes villa dumb terminals. Luh uune 2 devehs per yalap saru minesweeper aynd vulitaire.

Mussa sel clocked essie thousands ol talaeu gu thorsae.

Yah, e des sel a bode per duss, puud oe kwun, sysadmenn. Oe duss eyvayteyun oe cayn per abziyerf avara miff aynd stum ol luh remainder eu resetting yorlwords. Puud oe cat't stem yora kayra lam, hayy prebso mondal oe're nuve drued aynymowa.

Besides, mil havun sel required ennterrupting hamm desler luh Daily Zasper aynd Suu crosswords, tesh perok hamm vintu a deyo. Luh otaer vintu a deyo hayy spent enn luh smoking rubu.
 
Luh teyun lam bores mi stum luhse deyos eu survival devehs tiim oe stab luhre punching liifeu ohva rakks. E cayn dawl tala luhy prebso daayn setter later gu puud E cat't daayn yorlod luh liifi punching shasp. E've repoiced devehs gu steam terfa jano a yelm nimette yalap secahar ol mil aynd aynyteyun lam mestels vuwonda telbating a liifi ohva rakk enn luh trenner eu a no chey
 
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