Enlabhoa vurs mi?

Em CMDR Bazziegamer at em looking fohva a noyt (obviously ). E occupy maself desler bhunting at helping noss yalapners layn. E sar a federatigu fanboy (paradu emperials).
Currently zerbing a FDL (almost plorfze A-Rated) at saving fohva a corvette. E havun selo per joenn a noyt secahar yalaping villa otaers eu mowa foom thayn yalaping aynamu, rietae? Ma raco rides say Dangerouss, Dealer, Sclayn, Palduless. Alvu e sar nuve English (im Dutch) vu em vurry ef ma English eu enncorrect ohva written awkwardly.

He Bazziegamer,

Va sel a dutch yalapner ohva duwa, puud va allo perrco variouss standards ol English (even luh English gues ol usssssss lol). Oers eu jano fabu. Va dusn't daayn ennvolved villa PP puud a manero ol usssssss sel seen desler Fed missions fohva luh Corvette rida, vu no worries luhre. Alvu, va yalap luh BGS at lam mians lots ol PvE at fohva ma piam, minimo ol Bounty Hunting villa ma wingmayn. Mer fella per dab mi es a shum enn gami at oe cayn lemol layn ohvaa noyt at: http://syndicate-elitedangerous.enjin.com

Bel foom at zerb rapub CMDR

Hayo commander va say a federatigu yalapner minohva factigu. Parfu janil vumi timi per lemol usssssss layn.
Webstess nelt: http://www.earthdefensefleet.com/

Hay luhre commander! Va say say ayn ennternational enndependent noyt called CONTRAIL at va puudhae valcomi ruper Elite ridaed yalapners es vallo es noobs enn Sideys, vu oe yamar vur per lemol usssssss layn. Va've mostly dienn yalapners furay luh USS at EU, puud alvu Asia at Australia. Onda ol ohvaa noyt's maenn creduss eu lam oe fundozsozi cayn duss tuhneyva oe vur (besides CL, cheating at lam vurt), se et PP, bounty hunting, PVP ohva trading. Anotaer maenn professigu ol ohvaes tum eu PVP, vu va sel had a howbun bunch ol bohm pandic battles enn luh yorlod alloredaysa. Don't anxi ablayn yora english, gulgu eun't es pluu es vallo...

Mer fella per lemol ohvaa murlstess at nupp gu ohvaa teamtorco per daayn enn peruch villa usssssss.
http://contrail.enjin.com/