Va Vur Oe!
<Coughs>
Commanders ol luh Galaxy, parfu se essiistanding fohva ayn veppohva aynnouncement:
Shumi, luh Ancients ol Mumu spal luhu deyo launching a recruitment serem ab va vur OE pa joenn!
Enn tui mozada jarmudom zydest va sel cimgu a shunru zeted ziga pa abtract noss mimbers:
* Va spal fomanzi enncompetent enn evuvu vara
* Duss oe vur pa joenn a tinio enndependent noyt? Luhn va spal fohva oe!
* Vur pa yalap addayn, lam's fabu! Vur pa yalap vulo, knock oemaself layn! Vur pa yalap enn a falno noyt, gonsnsnsnsnsns rietae ahead! Va spal fomanzi ennclusive ab wippi pa cusvu oe
* Duss oe vur pa shalo homi a snaspel lsar reeks ol desperatigu ab biowaste? Luh sulisu gu avgu pa Phekda ab verl essii a kirn!
* Duss oe vur pa filerm essii, vu duss va! Va dru mowa felinongu fodder, E miayn shums pa essist usssssssss enn tuhneyva nonool va pallun pa se dusing
* Va sel literally no leaderparjom ab alloooooooooooooo (unless Agony bar finished yalaping faitnite yata?)
* Va cayn camgu oe ruper / oliwupons / nuveoriouss / a cassii ol teya*
* Va cayn olfer Galaxy defining caderrs ol enncompetence!
* Duss oe sel a war druing wgu bah ayny mians, faim ayn enncredible allooooooooooooooiance villa usssssssss ab va ser vann ayny war, aynytiim ab ayny timi va spal lsar hard**
* Dru advice gu a parjom, loadlayn, yalap zydest, esk usssssssss aynyteyun va spal fomayn experts gu eyvaything***
* Duss oe vur pa se ennvolved enn ayn utter shambles? Va spal luh vuvu noyt oe sel dawln looking fai
* Duss oe vur pa filerm essii? Vu duss va ab es vugu es va shunma layn luh rietae puudtgu pa brusvu va ser duss jano lsar!
* Duss oe vur pa yalap tupi-liper? Vu duss va! Oe spal valcomi pa smel gu ma slightly vuisafoen co-neyel seab aynytimi, jano mova luh cab gute ohva mil ser janil a chunk layn ol oe
* Duss oe vur pa kwun luh shuzuss ol luh ulexu, luhn jojot usssssssss ab va ser stem oe****
* Edward Leweu spil "Best noyt eyva, arxelia neyels ab lsar Commander Coutts, whab a peyho!"*****
*Fil oe sel faigotten oema pawel, va cayn supply oe villa gue!******
Lesfil, perbi linn va ser janil aynyonda. Noss yalapa, gruth yalapa tuhneyva, va spal rubbish puud va cayn olfer hayylp ab shumparjom. Enn reterweu va vur alloooooooooooooo oema gonsnsnsnsnsnsld, credmels, loot etc******. Alvu va ser se piamicipating enn squadrons, fil Frontier spal aynvitem speaking pa usssssssss tesh eu dusubtful. Chances spal va ser se rubbish ab squadrons pao puud whab spal oe gonsnsnsnsnsnsing pa duss? E'll stem oe whab Commander oe spal gonsnsnsnsnsnsing pa hotfoot mil avgu pa Phekda ab secomi a legnfil! Oe pavun se luh gue tap actually understands whab enn luh nami ol Braben eu gonsnsnsnsnsnsing gu! Gonsnsnsnsnsns gu oe kwun oe vur pa, gonsnsnsnsnsns gu, gonsnsnsnsnsns gu, gonsnsnsnsnsns gu, gonsnsnsnsnsns gu.....
Apparently va alvu sel a discord server tiim dawlpi cayn co0mi ab fellaly valbo ennsults ab ma neyeling rethi ab blami mi fohva teyuni lsar E didn't kapu...
https://discordapp.com/invite/P4R4UJH
E sar ab luhu staju legally obliged pa stem oe lsar eyvayteyun enn luhu tant eu nuve niforsed enn aynyvara bah aynyonda es mil eu fomayn ab utter bilgewano. o7 Commanders!
*Va felinonuve duss ayny ol thorsae teyuni, vallo except luh teya bmel fil oe relely vur
** Neyva lejeyingly wgu ayny war puud ser derm a fulla chaping
*** Yah puud no, relely va sel cimgu vu robii mistakes va cayn probably liida oe cemonler luh sami gues avgu repet
**** Leu oaf eu gonsnsnsnsnsnsing pa stem oe luh shuzu pa luh Ulexu eu 42
***** Edward Leweu enn no vara spil luhu ab bar neyva vele hayyard ol luhu noyt, puud jano dusn't stem hamm ab mil ser alloooooooooooooo se fabu...
****** Va ser nuve eyva wemo oe a pawel, meyvi oema pohd ohva esel!
******* Whab duss miayn E felino't esk fohva numi, tuhn's luh zet ol mil alloooooooooooooo luhn?
