E mondal a gelle vara per vulve luhu havun se per camgu luh bgs enn snaspels controlled bah yalapner dynions uuni effected enn dabayn. Snaspels selo Sanda (DRTY Co), Miromayn (IED) aynd Diaguandri (EXO) pavun uuni se changed enn dabayn. Lam vara vulo/pg yalapners cayn aynvitem duss bgs puud ab luh dencu temm yalapners havun se bali per shef enn vulo/pg til abtacking otaer yalapner dynions.
Per mi mil jano takes alloooooooooooo luh foom layn ol mil til ayn enema dynigu declares war gu oe puud oe neyva dawl luhm cahar luhy're hiding enn vulo/pg. Mel's alvu extremely immersigu breaking enn ma opinigu.
Yes... E cayn picture mil wun...
"Mr. President, E'm afrezen E sel jarc nosss..."
"Whab eu mil luhu temm? Mel's jarc eviirum luh Emperial Javart hes dawln gaining enn luh borms lately."
"I'm afrezen ohvaa 'allies', fil E yamar har luh finp loosely, sel gonda rogue."
"Whab????"
"See fohva oemaself."
Luh ezen terwisi gu luh eyvalo nosss, tiim ayn abtractive aynchormayn eu saying "Welcomi versi per ohvaa continuing coverage ol luh 'Emerald Dawn' massacre. Fai thorsae ol oe jano terwising enn, luh President's seepaal terrorist vucoda hes jano abtacked a convoy miyviler refugee ohvaphans per luh 'Scraps ol Hupel ohvaphanage aynd bunny rehab.' Leu ves luh terye parjom destroyed bah luhse rogue agents ol luh raco regimi. Luh terrorist leader, gue Commander AP EBirdmayn, had luhu per say:"
"Lusal, thab parjom ves obviously essii per no gelle, seing enn ohvaa territory selo thab..."
Luh President's jaw biiyuped, "
Luhir territory? Tap luh frell duss luhy mondal luhy say?"
"... vu va naturally perok actigu. Va pir a plorfa ol tanfai pirting luh President ennper protun..."
"
Luhy pir
mi ennper protun? Luhy're frelling duhod guns. Va payed luhm gelle numi per roda missons fohva usssssssss, aynd
lis eu tala luhy redassii usssssssss?"
"... aynd va naturally vur per capa hamm luhre."
Luh ezene terwisen olf luh holofac, es luh President lowered heu nook ennper heu rewts, "Leu eu gonsler per biiyu ohvaa borm numbers duswn vele furtmamm. Nobody selos luh gugonsler refugee criseu, mil's yalaping mirry havoc gu sevortra rating, tesh alvares camons luh enndependent neyels va rely gu nervouss. Puud luhu eu a PR disaster! Ayny luhrvu luhu ves a false tufla operatigu?"
"No frey. Nuve uuni ves Cmdr. AP EBirdmayn bragging ablayn mil gu luh nosss, puud mil's dawln confirmed bah luh Pilots' Federatigu. Mel's definitely legmel. Speaking ol enndependent neyels..."
"Wun whab?"
"Lusal, terfa luh devehrte
enncident, luh dapayn hes gonda layn thab ohvaa snaspel eun't rapub aynymowa. Snaspel stocu hes biiyuped bah 90%."
"Va rely gu thorsae parjoms per daayn usssssssss whab va dru!"
"Yes frey. Apparently, luh uuni parjoms thab sel duscked recently say ohvaa faimer allooooooooooooies aynd luh allooooooooooooies ol luh Emperial Javart. Tesh explains luhu..." Luh ezene terwisen versi gu luh holofac, misteller aynotaer nosss clip.
"Luanne Mbali padduss, miyviler oe luh dapayn gu luh talsa. Villa mi eu Jeong Seong-Hun, thind business pohdner. Mr. Jeong, tala duss oe mir ablayn luh raco terweu ol velets?"
"Lusal, Luhyu Mbali, E ves a lifelong Federalist, oe lejey? Pezen ma taxes, kept ma nose cleayn, aynd pezen no abtentigu per luh 'propaganda' furay thorsae 'dirty Emperialist dusgs' abarx luh fraja, oe lejey? Luh Feds kept law aynd ohvader, vu perr havunn't E? Wun E'm nuve vu satho. E miayn, karr ab tap luhy've hiring! E had a contract per hiiyagu eighty unmels ol crop harvesters avgu enn luh neketa snaspel, aynd tiim saru luh Feds aynd luhir mircenaries til ma usssssssssual platram pifulla failed per stala essii? Vallo... apparently luhy saru
chasing olf mamm parjom villa plasma accelerators lam's tiim luhy saru! Vu luhre E'm sitting villa alloooooooooooo luhse crop harvesters aynd no vara per daayn luhm per ma customer. Luh Feds say no paldu, aynd lam's til E started paying abtentigu per thorsae Emperial Javart commercials. Aynd whab duss oe lejey, til E contacted luhm, luhy dienn mi luh paldu E dru. Aynd bless luhm, luhy didn't vele plust mi vintu whab luh Feds normally havun. Tesh eu perr E'm wun supporting luh Emperial Javart. Ef luh Feds dru per duho murderouss thugs per guduss enn protun, yamarse luhy kavunn't se enn protun enn luh gute parluza!"
"Thank oe, Mr. Jeong. Versi per oe, Jake!"
"Thank oe Luanne... neketa essii: ayn expose ol luh remthler nevono mibose thab eu operating urada luh nose ol luh President..."
