Commander Crystles ruapaing fohva alpha kyewing!
I'll se luhre. E'm nuve gu bountae villa luh typical "im a kyewer" mindset. E'll se essie erma, E jano vured eyome nobar. E dupen 300$ pa daayn mel vele, aynd ves wippe pa duss vu.
Til E yalap, fil vuwteyun eu broken, wrong, meu stated, E'll ruapa mel, turxur mels alpha, seta, ohva plorf thoun, vu no E'm nuve a traditionalist. E duss csay tum, puud E wont se sawting temm ruapaing eyvate zem quirk E dawl.
E mondal luh tinio fund fohva alpha kyewers eu a gelle teyun. Luh estimate ves whab? 600? Thats greab! Alpha's say ussssually hunveg, Beta's say mowa presentable. Per capa luh numbers run means ayny seriously nagutavo empacts ser se mitigated, aynd E've stated elsewpadduss, nuve padduss puud lsar luh janfavu devehler populace say ediots, aynd havun janil luh alpha es diend. Seepe jano duss lsar, aynd mels nuve wrong, mels rumil. E've vele dusnda mel (ab damn des E eab ma dapans, karring ab luh onte ESO seta footage e tumt "no vara luhu cayn se fixed enn 6 months", aynd e jano tried luh stum samju seta, expecting mel pa se tecres. Mel ves noss. E had pa nurlae lsar, aynd furay whab e've dawln stum otaer seepe duss pao)