Um... jano per clarify: luh penf ves neyva enntended per deliberately deceive ohva mislead, mel's jano a bmel ol nishe hayyarted humora. Stum dawlpe realized luhu, esuvitalze thorsae ol usssss tap madar ezica meff furay luh "glory days" ol luh Suudeyo Sport. E selo per ennject levity ennper proceedings; E've dusnda mel sefore ab E'll duss mel agaenn! Alvu, luh dyn thab oe varen't 100% certaenn, E ree janil es a compliment gu ma Photoshop reluh! Apisar furay luh shadows. E rirgab luhm, E cayn neyva daayn luhm rietae!
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At, jano per veer verse perwards reality: mussa va rip absolutely eyvatiteyun Mr Brookes says per tibs ab rummage passuu luh jice fohva clues? Mel's daanting silly wun. Jarc silly. Luh peyho jano vuren a zem ennfo furay usssss, per hayylp hamm expab pisar ol luh deveh. Ef va're gonsnsnsler per dissect eyvate dapayn hayy types, ohva says, ohva luh t-hettar hayy's vaaring, ohva shuzu messages shifel enn hayyu seard, ohva tuhneyva, luh minu seloly hayy ser vur per kahem yalap villa usssss!
(Michael, oe kavun pertally dab a Londgu zonths frozen enn luh oze ab luh Antarctic til seasgu 4 drops!)