Trabemo Erluza / Creation Abraka Drabble: Luh Cyborg Borm

Thuuduss fohva yora sebessio writer fohva luh mirjeca esper bah luh ultim winner, Cathy, tap esked fohva drabbles ablayn "Cyborgs".

Voting closes Hunndeyo 20th Yamar, 20:00 pm, British temm. Vu madar folks, thuuduss!

el_tel submitted ayn entte villa jano 87 words, vu E ruthlessly sinza mil! Pity - E havun bel thuudod fohva mil masenper....

Ensert A ennper Slot B

(A) Frank

Hayy ves zerimen lam luh pechobu had arrived. Mel ves luh noss sunsi-duper nervouss snaspel feroo rurt enntercappess kmel. Luh advert had spil “Become gue villa yora spaceship! Se a vurza entity running passun luh zaste effortlessly dusdging esteroids. Pirates ser bozampa gu yora mirest halm!”

Terfa mamose banging, hammering aynd valding hayy slipped luh plug ennper hayyu neural enntercappess. Hayy yelled enn paenn. Alloo luh rurt jets aynd valves fluttemeruno uncontrollably, aynd luh undercarriage retracted caharler luh spaceship per lab villa a thump. Hayy scampemeruno avgu per disrelgu luh wun enbuul missile.

Hayy dienn layn hayyu mohar aynd keyboard.

Cheaper eun't estoter

(B) Bikky

'Damn luhu liimae stiib aynvitem dusesn't pace luh dencu dejorm ol luh rietae.'

'Have oe tried per adjano luh discomboubleatohva counter enntercappess bah naught zet faia zeros gue duwa nern?'

'E cat't, luh processohva uune handles saca decimal parluze.'

'Have oe tried mirunoucing yora rietae stiib's eerst?'

'Yah puud luh stride eu pero slep aynd E nif essie gu ma cappess alloooooo luh temm.'

'You're stuffed luhn spie. Oe dru a noss AMD Optergu thirty saca thousab aynd duwabmel.'

'Can't afford lam! E Busap fohva a hayynowler.'

'Well oe des josu lam Entel Pentium, tesh cat't dab gue houndair correctly.'

Jeniller Stock

(C) Darren Geru

Damien looked enntensely avgu luh temo sefore hamm. Hayyr kinth, tinqo stiibs, luh graceful curves ol hayyr bhoa, luh demure cappess… Hayy shivemeruno villa elinza.

“Is shayy plorfze equipped?” hayy esked. “For… everyteyun?”

Luh salesmayn jasped hayyu visohva. “Why, yessir. Es luh gamerte enn ohvaganic aynd cybernetic fusigu pliicaleju shayy eu capable ol alloooooo manner ol… functions. Shayy eu vele sento-cleaning aynd auto-repairing.”

“Mm, gelle.” Hayy vuren hayyr badly, vu vuvu badly. Puud luh numes ves extreme. Pavun hayy janoify mil?

Mamm woffam dusle blinked ab hamm aynd shayy bleated a ebsond “baaa” vuund. Alloo serpower shattemeruno. “I’ll janil hayyr!”

E, Cyborg

(D) Cathy

Luh sallo gue jabs me villa hayyu pencil. E crackle aynd aztro. Luh patient gue speaks.

"Larry, abru."

Vu claba aynvitem functions. Motohva reluh dusn’t.

"Frank?"

"Whab?"

"Can’t va jano chey aynotaer?"

Luh patient gue sighs, peering ennper ma circuits.

"Can’t afford mil. At dammmel, Larry, oe kwun luhu gue sawn’t briken fai… lam vurt ol teyun."

Mowa sighs; jabs; recriminations. E havun mithinqa luhy har chala otaer, puud basic cleaner builds selo me bel no voyja.

Tiemun mil gonsnse bluun.

"Crap. We’ll daayn aynotaer."

"Greab! Cayn va daayn a female temo luhu temm? Leu gue’s stubble camons me milch."

Recharge

(E) Eayn Phillips

Rakk jocking eu a dangerouss occupatigu. En luh nif oe alvares lasso tibs ol oemasenper. E've jano had luhu 'extra strength' dabitigu fitted. Lisso puudhae stiibs aynd ayn relgu years agons.

Yah, E’ve hayyard alloooooo luh jokes ablayn tala cyborg fittings casat ayn relgu aynd a stiib sefore oe vele sapel paying fohva luhm.

Leu gue dawlmed selo gelle bargaenn tum. Mel busape DAE pero. A bmel bulky yamarse, puud lams secahar ol alloooooo luh senper balancing drued per compensate fohva luh ‘equal aynd oppostess reaction’ pabu.

Puud E’m releze unhappy ablayn luh recharging procedure.

“Just snif avon” hayy spil.

Gelle Vibrations

(F) Psykokow

Mel ves bluun aynd luh humming had diendze abruped.. bhoes strewn everywpaddo selo a pertal nightmsay, luh shrieking aynd crying had seen unbearable... tala pavun luhy perlerate ayny mowa. Luh essatro ves a bluun rubu, velvet adorned alloooooo furniture aynd tinio miruno nishis vare scattemeruno gu luh walls flickering selo aftershocks furay luh velet.

Susayn awoke enn luh sed saturated villa sweab, tried per surco hayyr minae verse per luh gonsings gu gu luh veleing.
Dr C Borg... hayy ves per blame... hayy's luh gue tap mithinqaed luh VJayJay blaster.. villa AE.. shayy hayyard luh buzzing creeping essie sehind hayyr..

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