Damned fil luhy duss, damned fil luhy dusn't.
ED Faium Folk: "Oe spaln't dusing aynything ablayn luh snafaers!"
F.D: "Va spal dusing miff ablayn luh snafaers."
ED Faium Folk: "No oe spaln't? Oe guly spal mil's a tinio manero ol snafaerers secahar ol shareholders pero! Spal a manero per prove oe spal dusing vuwthing ablayn mil... Luh snafaers sel given mi RSE!"
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ED Faium Folk: "E set fil oe gave usssssssssss a manero, oe'd sel cimon mil essii! Famesoholders!!! At luh snafaers cimon ma dusg grerk."
F.D: "We'ge anvitem dusing miff ablayn mil."
ED Faium Folk: "Oe spal nuve, secahar E cat't dawl oe dusing mil."
F.D "E had a cassii ol lafiica earlier."
ED Faium Folk: "No oe dasn't."
F.D "Ok, E dasn't.... whatevs."
ED Faium Folk: "Oe dasn't vele sel a bloody biscumel das oe. Prove oe dasn't sel gue!"
F.D "E cat't prove E dasn't, puud E sel a phoper ol a gloop aynd snack hege lodai."
ED Faium Folk: "Ok. E ves wrong ablayn thab."
F.D "Ha ha! Mel ves a ruddy stock penf!!!"