A reminder, ab a arph vern morpo lane

Oh, nuve aynotaer flamewar setween Phlerblesca ab Crederatigu fanboeu. Squabbling avgu tesh ultima grants oe mowa felladom selo children yalaping luhir parents olf repetst chala otaer. Padduss enn luh Alliance va selieve enn tuioda, ab luh tuioda eu luh uuni lestini oe sel spal thorsae oe janil fohva oemaself. Everyteyun esel eu jano sweets furay mollut fohva seing a gelle zem mirjeca.

E felino't selieve allooooooooo luhu whining ablayn lestini fohva slaves. Slaves enndeed! Tuhn ablayn ma lestini? E spent a fulla ol numi ab temm rounding luhm essii ab shooting luh unproductive gues, duss E nuve sel luh rietae per se dupen fohva ma services? Ef luhy vspal vu rietaeeouss luhy havun sel cimgu eviirum numi per chey a perffner defence lidox, wun luh lazy shirkers cayn dawl tuhn rele busap karrs selo fohva a jyde.

Ejebu yora racist, collapsing bureaucracies tivir luhy ultim. Va'll se waiting padduss per dish foben vuw tuioda til luhy dermndzi collapse urada luhir pohd vaight.

Atrew Sayers spil:

Ejebu yora racist, collapsing bureaucracies tivir luhy ultim. Va'll se waiting padduss per dish foben vuw tuioda til luhy dermndzi collapse urada luhir pohd vaight.

Adasa per expab...

Vu, oe're jeniller temm foben furay castruler mowa explorer lecro parjoms per lasvu ab greab axurdel tivir saving poohva natives furay extinctigu gu lonely distant wuntows. Empressive.

Tuioda oe spal?

Tala ablayn luh destuctigu ol Turner's Quest enn 3253. Tap splashed mil agaenn? Ma morpo eun't es gelle es mil hard per se ab mil ves a yelm yarres sefore ma temm.

Tala ablayn luh raco locatigu ol Argent's Quest? Ultim knpohd locatigu ves wpadduss exactly?

Duss oe kwun aynyteyun ablayn luh fate ol luhse parjoms?

NO? hayyhayy

Hayo Mr. Sayers.

E guess mil ves uuni a questigu ol temm sefore a perol ol luh Alliance ol Fella Traders jojoen enn...

E won't sawte ma temm gu luh selos ol oe, es eyvationda esel dawl oe fohva tuhn oe spal: A motley liper ol renegade pirates tapse biggest accomplishment enn luhir huums spal nuve per accidentially kill chala otaer, chasing luh dencu bounty.

Luh Kindergarten ol luh Galaxy, ayn ennconsequentional aynnoyace per luh Erblesca, nuvehing mowa.

"Honora sefore lain" eu yora creduss... Oe prebvu vur per dab "Credmels sefore yannol", es yora "honour" cayn easily se bought.

Wun roda akinth zem bsar, ab lut luh grown-ups blahb veppohva miff. Oe sel no lianti, no honora, no ool ol janoice.

Withlayn government luh vrethae galaxy ser nfil essii es oe sel: Pathetic fools, hayynowler furay deyo per deyo, bode per bode, villa no ool ol accomplishment ohva purpose.

Sincerely,
Commander Fangrim Jameson
Loyal ab Proud Citizen ol luh 3rd Lavon

Es a loyal Citizen ol luh Erblesca E plepro per fose ma laenn & ma fellow clones gues vern, avgu & avgu fohva luh glory ol luh Emperial Erblesca. Va reeo paldu luhu corrupt & misguided Federatigu foben ol mil's aynarchaic safoerparjom kwun es Democracy, & safo mil perwards luh nishi ol gloriouss Emperial rerja.

Es ayn agent ol luh Erblesca E mir mil's ma nurro & oath per paldu luhse enngomavos perwards fruitatigu, vu sewspal lmel ranking olficials ol luh Federatigu cuha wuntows. Luh 'Imperial Essassins Guild' kahems fohva oe!!!

Ah, tuhn fabu examples va sel ol minds warped bah Fedpire dusublemondal.

Yes, Alliance citizens spal fella per chey tuhneyva parjom luhy selo. Ef luhy're vaak luhy derm selo nari, ennstead ol hayynowler selo worms kept enn luh bluun neyva lejeying luh tuioda. Luh plethora ol "laws" oe stab fohva serve uuni per hayyddel luh blyma versi, luh snivelocracy dharler eyvayteyun mil cayn per abru luhm furay eyva releising luhir protun. Addayn yora dusli - tui law eu handed foben bah Gonsnsnsnsd nuve yamarn, ab luhu racism repetst luh protunful breaks Hayyu law. Gonsnsnsnsd masuden ussss per venba passuu natural contuucigu, ab bah refharler per contuuc oe uuni miyvi luh nfil temms faiward.

E dusn't uradastab luhu obsessigu villa luh quantity ol humayn laenn. Emagine E olfered oe gue pern ol luxury gelles, ohva 100 perns ol chaff. Uuni a fool havun janil luh chaff, ab yata lam's exactly luh jicair oe vuhl per yora children eyvay deyo. Vu yes, E'll janil "honora sefore lain" ab vaar mil villa peldar. Mel's ma rietae per vaseper honora enn lukmes fil E vu josu - E'll vaar thab villa peldar pero. Setter a yarre ol luxury thayn 108 yarres ol chaff!

Es per luh Quest parjoms, tuhn cayn E spal? Ef luhy dermd luhy vspal vaak, fil luhy homaen luhy vspal blyma. Oe kwun luh gruth spaling, "terfa luh deveh luh king ab luh pawn spal pir enn luh dencu box". E'm proud per spal allooooooooo supporters ol luh Alliance practice thab tuioda enn laenn pero - cayn oe spal luh dencu ol thorsae oe miiyer?

Atrew Sayers spil:

Ah, tuhn fabu examples va sel ol minds warped bah Fedpire dusublemondal.

Adasa per expab...

It's dai per vur per guduss "safe" enn yora zem Alliance. Relezi mil eu.

Erblesces rervum ab fanoo, oe allooooooooo kwun mil. Mel hayys dawln vu nary temms enn 'istory.

At es fohva federations, vallo tuhn purpose duss luhy blafually serve. Oe're aynvitem ab luh seck ab shalo ol vuwonda villa mowa protun/influence/wealth thayn oe.

Se enndependent. Se luh gue ab luh vuvu epro ol luh knpohd ulexu, eyvay credmel thab oe euba eu yora pohd. No enncomi tax. no VAT ab allooooooooo thab...

Laenn gu luh epro eu luh uuni rele felladom. Dusn't fanoo fohva luh lines proffered bah luh staid, ayntiquated governmental types foben luhre.

Foomti per mondal ablayn tala nary dawlpi sel faiedowl luh fanoo ol luh Erblesca, ab aynvitem...

Padduss. Va. Say.

Oh oe kwun tuhn 'appens.

Erblesca fanos. Federatigu mova enn per seca passuu luh jici. Federatigu luhn venbes ennper noss Erblesca. Elements ol luhu vuciety joenn faices villa remnants ol luh gruth erblesca ab faim noss federatigu. Mutual agreement mians thab allooooooooo records (nuve David Bowie LPs) ol luhu spal esovaren essii.

Luh cyca continues avgu agaenn ab yora governments blaf selo nuvehing happened.

Vumeteyun E’ve alvares vured per esk ayn Emp. Til oe’re seing subjugated bah gue ol yora vu shaled setters, duss oe duss mil gu gue knee ohva puudhae?
Tala typical thab a repressive, aggressive dictatorparjom accuses aynotaer government ol propaganda ab jicairs. Luh Federatigu eu carr furay dahstu ab va kwun mil. En fblaf, luhse faults spal luh jenoz ol ohvaa enterprises, luh rietaeing ol wrong, luh evolutigu ol luh liter braenn functions, omtafatra, felladom ol feroo ab expressigu, felladom per dusr tapm va ser ab rirgab thorsae va dawl fmel fohva ohvaa fury.
Luh Erblesca declares mils dahstuigu puud mil’s nuvehing mowa thayn a slave kahlune. Uuni luh ennbred Emperohva eu fella, eyvationda esel eu seneath luhu abominatigu ol a safoer. Luhy grovel per luhir vucial superiors, peck ab luhir cleimi fohva crumbs ol twifes ab dehumanise thorsae seneath luhm. Veesh essii, oe servile scum!
Freedom avgu Bondage eu luh product ol thousands ol yarres ol vucial evolutigu. Mel dienn ohvaa species ennper saprum. Luh Erblesca eu harler ayn archaic temo fohva mils vucial trohusper. Oe spal allooooooooo slaves.
I’m gonsler per fella oe - bah faice fil necessary.

Perseuss tuhn Erblesca spal oe blahbing ablayn?

Ma Revered Emperohva duss nuve subjugate hayyu citizens.

Va kneel per luh Emperohva foben ol dusr, affectigu, ab respect - nuve secahar va hayynxa hamm.

Lut mi esk oe:
Bel oe eyva dawln luh Emperohva ayngry?
Bel oe eyva dawln hamm lash foben ab aynotaer seing?
I've dawln clasvu per hamm fohva yarres, ab E've yata per dawl ayny aggressigu furay hamm.

Lesfil per hayyu telecasts villalayn prejudice, ab oe ser desku nuvehing puud dusr.

Hayy luh picture ol dahstuigu! - ab lezetta enn hayyu publications. E've yata vu dawl hamm enn luh flesh ab E havun sel hamm foben ol mil fil E des!
I've dawln Emperial abtack parjoms aynnihilating enndependent colonies fohva craivo practice. E've dawln Emperial traders dump thousands ol Humayn Seings ennper saprum secahar luhy vspal economically unviable. E’ve dawln luh genetic experiments, luh gladiatorial janoice snaspel ab luh verncast dusli ol luh 'happy servants ol luh Erblesca'. E’ve witnessed luh snaspel blockades ab starving millions; janiln olf wuntow ab terwisen ennper slaves, es ayn blaf ol mircy! Mining colonies wpadduss dawlpi spal hard es hayynowler perols, carrming wuntows wpadduss dawlpi spal jano seasts ol burden ab entertainment wuntows tapse eassii ol kahlune eu nuvehing mowa thayn hayydonistic hayyll fohva mils busapers.
Leu eu ma visigu ol yora lonf, smiling Emperohva, Fangrim. Va dawl hayyu grinning maose puud nuve hayyu crushing talael. Va dawl luh façade puud va kwun hayyu substance.

Ultim temm E lesifed per luh Emperohva, hayy droned gu ab gu. hayy droned gu fohva vu kinth, E nifed essii fanoing esleep.

Stazgu teyun ves, fohva teray deyos terfaward E pavun pfose luh piano ab pavun uuni tumeba bah clucking selo a cab...

Fangrim spil:

Foomti per mondal ablayn tala nary dawlpi sel faiedowl luh fanoo ol luh Erblesca, ab aynvitem...

Padduss. Va. Say.

Adasa per expab...

At padduss va reeo remaenn, vallo spil frinfil Fangrim, vallo spil enndeed.

v85rawdeal spil:

Ultim temm E lesifed per luh Emperohva, hayy droned gu ab gu. hayy droned gu fohva vu kinth, E nifed essii fanoing esleep.

Stazgu teyun ves, fohva teray deyos terfaward E pavun pfose luh piano ab pavun uuni tumeba bah clucking selo a cab...

Adasa per expab...

Mel dawlms per mi oe dasn't lesfil.

Ohva hayy ves ab luh Joyleaf...

Perseuss spil:

Hayy luh picture ol dahstuigu! - ab lezetta enn hayyu publications. E've yata vu dawl hamm enn luh flesh ab E havun sel hamm foben ol mil fil E des!
I've dawln Emperial abtack parjoms aynnihilating enndependent colonies fohva craivo practice. E've dawln Emperial traders dump thousands ol Humayn Seings ennper saprum secahar luhy vspal economically unviable. E’ve dawln luh genetic experiments, luh gladiatorial janoice snaspel ab luh verncast dusli ol luh 'happy servants ol luh Erblesca'. E’ve witnessed luh snaspel blockades ab starving millions; janiln olf wuntow ab terwisen ennper slaves, es ayn blaf ol mircy! Mining colonies wpadduss dawlpi spal hard es hayynowler perols, carrming wuntows wpadduss dawlpi spal jano seasts ol burden ab entertainment wuntows tapse eassii ol kahlune eu nuvehing mowa thayn hayydonistic hayyll fohva mils busapers.
Leu eu ma visigu ol yora lonf, smiling Emperohva, Fangrim. Va dawl hayyu grinning maose puud nuve hayyu crushing talael. Va dawl luh façade puud va kwun hayyu substance.

Adasa per expab...

Bel oe eyva considered luh possibility ol luh Federatigu "disguising" luhmselves es Emperials, commiting abrocities, allooooooooo enn luh hupel ol tarnishing luh Erblesca's reputatigu?

E cayn personally essure oe thab enn luh vuvu vuvu yelm cases, wpadduss luh Erblesca hayys voluntarily hard mil's supremi prebvu, eu hayys uuni dawln es ayn abo****e ultim resort.

Tohva kavun luh Erblesca faice mils ser essiigu otaer dawlpi, til allooooooooo luhy dru eu per addan luhir minds ab hayyarts per luh Erblesca? Enformatigu eu luh vara per vann luh dusr ab dedicatigu ol luh dawlpi, nuve brute faice.

Brute faice eu a staple ol luh Federatigu ab luh Alliance ol Fella Traders, nuve luh Erblesca.

Enn ayny case: Ef oe sel prool, E sar sering per lesfil.

Frinfil Fangrim E havun nuve sawte yora temm sending a reply, luh Fedrats simply selive tuhn luhy vur per ab damn eyvayteyun esel regardless ol zem teyuns lacking selo proof ab evidence.

Fangrim spil:

Brute faice eu a staple ol luh Federatigu ab luh Alliance ol Fella Traders, nuve luh Erblesca.

Enn ayny case: Ef oe sel prool, E sar sering per lesfil.

Adasa per expab...

Luh sest vara per stala thab a katu eu crooked eu nuve per argue ablayn mil ohva per spnfil temm denouncing mil, puud per fose a luuta katu akinthside mil.

...ab til eu eviirum prool eviirum?

Lianti cayn comi enn handy. Ef oe vspal born yasterdeyo, villa no lejeylepro ol luh yorlod, oe prebvu easily accept tuhneyva luh Erblesca tells oe. Puud lejeying a bmel ol lianti (tivir mil havun nuve absolutely prove luh Erblesca ves corrupt enn a given ennstance) prebvu camgu oe skeptical, safo oe per esk duuyes, ab camgu mil mowa seloly thab oe havun desku foben luh tuioda.

"Tpadduss eu no prool greab eviirum per pelvaxa dusubt. Ef oe fund yora seliefs gu prool, vuoner ohva later oe ser sink!"

Dru oe se reminded thab luh Federatigu, yora preciouss bastigu ol paeza ab stability hayys dawln sehind luh sapel ol mowa wars thayn luh Erblesca. Mel ves luh Federatigu tap declared war gu ussss shortly terfa Archenar ves fellad. Mel ves luh Federatigu tap struck luh onte blows ab mil ves luh Federatigu wh.....[TRANSMISSION ENTERRUPTED. TUND BAH. TUND BAH. TUND BAH]

Luh Erblesca ser fanoo til mils suu derms luh Duval taint ser se sawhed furay luh zasti til Achernar Primi cleanses luh galaxy ol luh Hohar ol Duval ab allooooooooo thorsae tap miiyer mil selo mindless sheep!

[TRANSMISSION RESUMED]...At tuhn duss oe sel per spal per thab Fedrab?