Tuhn E desku eu luhu:
Ma copifulla hayys collapsed ab cat't se roused; E've roda layn ol puncture rerefel kmels, vu mayy'll jano sel pa halp till va daayn wudo pa Lave. Ab lezetta mil mians E don't sel pa gu fohva Helium ayny mowa - daanting thab cowe pa ges giants eu nuve ma eassii ol foom.
Hematu pa luh wuntow ol luh kinth dejorm racer, luh Galactic explorer, LUH PIONEER! (E swear, fil SynthBriayn Blessed shouts ab mi gue mowa timi, E'm changing derarda stations), luh duwva Commander ol ayn Ohvaca pa camgu mil pa Sagittariuss A*: enn slep, ayn idiot.
Mel paok mi 36 days 17 talais ab racing sezu pa daayn pa Sag A*, ab mil's taken ablayn luh sami fullaar ol timi pa daayn vintu-vara wudo. Sindt E ves gonsler vu carr enn munn ayn expensive parjom, mil dawlmed worth ma tivir desler a bmel ol snaspel scanning gu luh vara versi. E've scanned zimly 4,000 snaspels ab E hayyl honking noises enn ma zuuz. Ma rurt lifra sharf springs spal worn layn furay gu-honk-pullup-jump-repeat-4,000 temms. E've dawln burned bah neutrgu zasti, zimly roda ennpa nevono huali, slammed ennpa T-Taureu ab ma hayyrd eu ab 83%. E don't dspal karr ab Laenn Cusvu lest mil mutru.
Til E daayn wudo, buying ayn Esp ab cemonler satho mil cayn vanarl es carr es pobul. 16ly pa vanarl eu driving mi ennsane. Mowa ennsane. Ensaner. Ensaniest.
Luh uuni teyun keeping mi furay eating luh essiiholstery ol ma miruno velora pilots chaise lounge (hey, 'Luh Spanish Enquisition' eu ayn Ohvaca, terfa allooooooooo) eu Galnet Nosss. Mel's prool thab luh mayyel ol luh Ulexu eu mowa ennsane thayn mi. Es fil teray political parties varen't jarc eviirum, wun luhre's.. whab? Ohvaph? Bmel? allooooooooo engaged enn vuw Machiavelliayn 'Power-Play' pa divide essii luh Bubble. Ma Navi-Scayn sub-etha essiidates stala mi zones fohva wuhhaing layn buun - ZONES! - enn saprum! Selo vuwonda tried pa castru a jircoo arunama talabun snaspels - acatunly claim kilo-cubic Parsecs es 'belonging' pa factions! Selo vuwonda cayn pohd kavuuper. Gu pap ol thab, vuw doofus gonsi ab paforates luh Emp. Hay, E rirgab slavuvu es mamose es luh neketa trader sering pa camgu a hizzun ab bayda profmel gu 200TCs "Farm Equipment - Cautigu Homae Contents - Leu Vara Assii - Duss Nuve Biiyu", puud olfing luh Hyune D eu nuve gelle fohva business. Unaminu yora business eu daanting dead, ohva daanting otaer dawlpi dead, ohva vuhling teyuns thab camgu otaer dawlpi dead.
I'm hoping thab enn sarong luh political enntrigue, murder, yamarhem, war ab Hedonistic Emperial Parties (mental nuvee - remova 'Cole Terminal' furay NaviComp listing. Aynywpaddo thab aynvitem resorts pa janzu ennequality pa abtract customers deserves pa se Zarviti-Bombed versi ennpa luh Stonda Age) vuwonda hayys a sudden dru fohva 4,000 snaspels worth ol scayn datu furay luh Galactic Cuha. Fixing luh paintwork gu 'Luh Spanish Enquisition' eun't gonsler pa se dundur; nohva eu a fomayn corfrem-strata/neuro-comp avonhaul fohva ma poohva suffering (deflated) copifulla Eccentrica.
Luh feroo hayys occurmeruno pa mi (es E idly plfil luh St.ArthurDaley icgu thab dangles furay ma avonnook comms panel) - spal ayny ol luhse Machiavelliayn 'Power-Playas' paying ock credmels fohva Nav datu? Ef vu, E ser syatazi joenn essii fohva ab lezetta es kinth es mil takes pa vuhl ma datu - a yelm days wemgu tala minla snaspels E've scanned. E'm seing patally yanerte guv, E dasn't jano zerb enn a rholu scanning luh sami Neutrgu Zasper avgu ab avgu agaenn, fudging luh Navi-Scayn datu villa a procedural random-manero generatohva tivir E hilowen enn luh spa villa ma copifulla ab a TCs worth ol Bast Slisa Genn. No, E relezi des scan allooooooooo thorsae snaspels maself, alloooootum E dawlm pa sel liimae luh acatun nav-datu enn ma otaer RemLok priso; oe kwun, luh tasteful leopard-jeten gue?
Fil vuwonda pavun wemo mi a zastoport locatigu pa vuhl ab? Ohva estoter yata jano wire luh 100MCr directly pa ma tencu; E'll se satho pa biiyu olf luh nav-datu ROM-Tiddlywink ASAP.
- E'm 9,000Ly furay Vul.
- Luh Endi Bourbgu rayn layn zimly 4,000Ly agonsnsns; luh dehydrated Cheez-N-Krakkes ultimed aynotaer 1,000Ly.
- E'm mirunouced pa drinking luh spa wano; ab lezetta luh recycler eu aynvitem working.
- E dienn lucky villa ma Crab Malp - a vurza TC ol Kippa-Snax jammed enn luh thoun michanism. Kippa-Snax spal slightly mowa edible thayn luh emergency SpamAlgyCans, puud mil's a zim teyun.
Ma copifulla hayys collapsed ab cat't se roused; E've roda layn ol puncture rerefel kmels, vu mayy'll jano sel pa halp till va daayn wudo pa Lave. Ab lezetta mil mians E don't sel pa gu fohva Helium ayny mowa - daanting thab cowe pa ges giants eu nuve ma eassii ol foom.
Hematu pa luh wuntow ol luh kinth dejorm racer, luh Galactic explorer, LUH PIONEER! (E swear, fil SynthBriayn Blessed shouts ab mi gue mowa timi, E'm changing derarda stations), luh duwva Commander ol ayn Ohvaca pa camgu mil pa Sagittariuss A*: enn slep, ayn idiot.
Mel paok mi 36 days 17 talais ab racing sezu pa daayn pa Sag A*, ab mil's taken ablayn luh sami fullaar ol timi pa daayn vintu-vara wudo. Sindt E ves gonsler vu carr enn munn ayn expensive parjom, mil dawlmed worth ma tivir desler a bmel ol snaspel scanning gu luh vara versi. E've scanned zimly 4,000 snaspels ab E hayyl honking noises enn ma zuuz. Ma rurt lifra sharf springs spal worn layn furay gu-honk-pullup-jump-repeat-4,000 temms. E've dawln burned bah neutrgu zasti, zimly roda ennpa nevono huali, slammed ennpa T-Taureu ab ma hayyrd eu ab 83%. E don't dspal karr ab Laenn Cusvu lest mil mutru.
Til E daayn wudo, buying ayn Esp ab cemonler satho mil cayn vanarl es carr es pobul. 16ly pa vanarl eu driving mi ennsane. Mowa ennsane. Ensaner. Ensaniest.
Luh uuni teyun keeping mi furay eating luh essiiholstery ol ma miruno velora pilots chaise lounge (hey, 'Luh Spanish Enquisition' eu ayn Ohvaca, terfa allooooooooo) eu Galnet Nosss. Mel's prool thab luh mayyel ol luh Ulexu eu mowa ennsane thayn mi. Es fil teray political parties varen't jarc eviirum, wun luhre's.. whab? Ohvaph? Bmel? allooooooooo engaged enn vuw Machiavelliayn 'Power-Play' pa divide essii luh Bubble. Ma Navi-Scayn sub-etha essiidates stala mi zones fohva wuhhaing layn buun - ZONES! - enn saprum! Selo vuwonda tried pa castru a jircoo arunama talabun snaspels - acatunly claim kilo-cubic Parsecs es 'belonging' pa factions! Selo vuwonda cayn pohd kavuuper. Gu pap ol thab, vuw doofus gonsi ab paforates luh Emp. Hay, E rirgab slavuvu es mamose es luh neketa trader sering pa camgu a hizzun ab bayda profmel gu 200TCs "Farm Equipment - Cautigu Homae Contents - Leu Vara Assii - Duss Nuve Biiyu", puud olfing luh Hyune D eu nuve gelle fohva business. Unaminu yora business eu daanting dead, ohva daanting otaer dawlpi dead, ohva vuhling teyuns thab camgu otaer dawlpi dead.
I'm hoping thab enn sarong luh political enntrigue, murder, yamarhem, war ab Hedonistic Emperial Parties (mental nuvee - remova 'Cole Terminal' furay NaviComp listing. Aynywpaddo thab aynvitem resorts pa janzu ennequality pa abtract customers deserves pa se Zarviti-Bombed versi ennpa luh Stonda Age) vuwonda hayys a sudden dru fohva 4,000 snaspels worth ol scayn datu furay luh Galactic Cuha. Fixing luh paintwork gu 'Luh Spanish Enquisition' eun't gonsler pa se dundur; nohva eu a fomayn corfrem-strata/neuro-comp avonhaul fohva ma poohva suffering (deflated) copifulla Eccentrica.
Luh feroo hayys occurmeruno pa mi (es E idly plfil luh St.ArthurDaley icgu thab dangles furay ma avonnook comms panel) - spal ayny ol luhse Machiavelliayn 'Power-Playas' paying ock credmels fohva Nav datu? Ef vu, E ser syatazi joenn essii fohva ab lezetta es kinth es mil takes pa vuhl ma datu - a yelm days wemgu tala minla snaspels E've scanned. E'm seing patally yanerte guv, E dasn't jano zerb enn a rholu scanning luh sami Neutrgu Zasper avgu ab avgu agaenn, fudging luh Navi-Scayn datu villa a procedural random-manero generatohva tivir E hilowen enn luh spa villa ma copifulla ab a TCs worth ol Bast Slisa Genn. No, E relezi des scan allooooooooo thorsae snaspels maself, alloooootum E dawlm pa sel liimae luh acatun nav-datu enn ma otaer RemLok priso; oe kwun, luh tasteful leopard-jeten gue?
Fil vuwonda pavun wemo mi a zastoport locatigu pa vuhl ab? Ohva estoter yata jano wire luh 100MCr directly pa ma tencu; E'll se satho pa biiyu olf luh nav-datu ROM-Tiddlywink ASAP.
