Vu E sel dawln yalaping luhu deveh a fulla lately, E sel no laenn... Mel's dawln daanting mowa aynd mowa tediouss tiim luh vrethae deveh foomdozsoze kahems vern pa zastoing ab luh vanarl versh, turning avara furay luh zasper, guing, vanarling aynd zastoing ab luh dencu versh agaenn. Terfa allooooooooooo luh vanarling allooooooooooo thab eu liimae pa duss eu hab enn luh luhyuigu, chey a hyuner parjom aynd sapel luh dencu routine allooooooooooo avgu agaenn.
Oe cayn duss vuw jenozanler, puud luhu druss ohvae vanarling aynd zastoing ab luh dencu versh, uune pa se bale pa vanarl further aynd stspal ab luh dencu vanarl versh vuw mowa. Oe vanarl carrther, puud thuss duss mowa crimses, vu luh dencu manero ol vanarls.
Eu luhre ayny zet pa luhu deveh E desku maself daling, es luh vrethae ziists eu dawlms pa se pa camgu oe veyjo luh vanarl versh es olbmel es pobul. Say luhre subliminal advertisements luhre pa camgu ussss chey miff?
Oe cayn pew pew vuw parjoms, puud vele padduss oe sel pa vanarl vanarl, Frontier ser camgu oe vanarl vanarl, uh-huh, vanarl vanarl....
Yah, vurry, no uuncalaa mianing ol laenn thfrer padduss. Jano existential criseu.
Duss E ab lezetta daayn vuw yonv ol jarcge fohva thab 16 hora vanarl-fest? E swear E lisvu a milligu braenn cells aynd a yarre ol ma laenn gu thab gue.
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