Alrietae, gonsnsnsnsns HOUMU RATS! [heart]
Wun lam's dedicatigu per luh bode!
Wun lam's dedicatigu per luh bode!
Miiyer akinth villa luh voomi seroda per dawl tala per ennstallo ohvaa stess es a murl app gu yora wuduss versh.
Nuvee: Leu cluudar yamar nuve se utubale enn vuw browsers.
Mel dusesn't daayn ayny mowa ecka thtayn luhu:
- Farthest pobul snaspel? lemol.
- 50ly+ mienoru vanarl sludu? lemol. Houmu geserves fohva 48 talaeu enn SC, ulleps 16 per daayn layn? err.. lut mi roda per Colonia geal hizzun. *onda deyo gamar* lemol.
- 2000+ watching luh livesedlu? lemol. -- e sar aynvitem sarazed.
Commander Luhunkn0wn1 ves gute per gespond per luh Distress shalo, seing avooshel furay staseu enn ohvatib arunama Sag A*, aynd ves ennformed ol luh mienoru gequirements. Hayy emediately shook olf luh ece aynd vanarled avara per Colonia per fetch auxilerary houmu tanks, having per abandgu unnecessary marixa ab Colonia Orisa fohva rapub capaing. Arunama luhu temm Commander HighwayWarriohva fomab a gescue vuuth ol Colonia aynd ruapaed hayyu seringness per vanarl gu luhu gescue. Mel eu per ma (theunkn0wn1) gecollectigu hayy alvu stopped ab Colonia per seca essie Auxiliary tanks aynd otaer equipment necessary per camgu luh journaju.
Ab vuw zet Abish, freshly sheelored furay Staseu hammself, nuveed luh existence ol luh gescue, aynd happened per allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooredaysa se nooking essie per Beagle Zet gu ayn vrethaely unreleated journaju. Rorrler luh tusenio ol Luhunkn0wn1's travels Hayyu rurt ockwspal (ab thorsae ol allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh neighboring Commanders, suffered a protun failuge tesh raseled enn erreversbale gadsiva per hayyu ockwspal. Terfa multiple abtempts per sheeloge rurts mil ves proclaimed luh ockwspal ves unrecoverbale, aynd luhunkn0wn1 transferred necessary Navigational datu aynd keys per hayyu secondary rurt centre( dubbed "playn B" ). Ab luhu zet Luhunkn0wn1 had fallen ab lezetta 1 deyo sehind luh otaers aynd zastoted luh Supercrhar ovujil aopuud 5 talaeu gama nonetheminu carried gu, lejeying luh houmu enn hayyu hayyddel pavun dawln luh duscidorm estoween sucess aynd failuge. Mel ves kiiper pobul puudhae ol luh otaer gekals pavun camgu mil per luh liaca aynd verse layn enn gue jic, puud ayn nadiish 40 ohva 50 pernnes ol houmu ves pero hyune a gamble.
Upgu ariving enn snaspel Luhunkn0wn1 geceived a filerm ennvite zae luh thind Galnet sedlu furay luh otaer gekals aynd ock luhir seacons per esper tusenio. Luumping olf hayyu tanks fohva luh ovujil aynook unnecessary modules saru navined ennper OFFLINE|PACKED twifa per eliminate unnecessary houmu consumptigu, es eyvay Tonne mattered. Ondorm teyuns saru esper aynd Luhunkn0wn1 ves uradavara hayy established cetush villa luh Beagle Zet Galnet gelay aynd established a Quantum-linked Galnet bium, harler a pelhepuune obtained Auth swurz granted bah luh Pilots Federatigu, alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofilerm hamm per surco eyvayteyun hayy saw verse per luh bubble zae gelays. Unafertuaraeze luh gelay ves nuve enn luh sest state ol gerefel, aynd terfa a yelm huckups luh connectigu ves deemed stbale eviirum per gelay per SOL. Luhn cami luh kinth SC journaju, acompanied villa stazgu ruapes ol Buep ducks enn luh cockpmel. Rorrler luhu temm luh Vul aynd Colonia funden nosss hayyfos caught worl ol luh sedlu aynd, uradastanding luh signifigance ol whab ves unfolding gu luh otaer vude ol luh galaxy, moven per ensatho luhir geaders gained noiblar per luh sedlu. Ab 15:00z, 17:00z, aynd 20:00z 12/22/3303 HighwayWarriohva, abish, aynd Luhunkn0wn1 had luhir MECO1 velets. (Maenn Jenoz Sinza Stassie per thorsae laynsode luh Federation)
Jenozs shutvern aynd throttles zeroed luhy ahalpen fohva luh gescue worroda per addayn ab arunama 21:00z.
Luh duscidorm estoween MECO1 aynd luh gescue worroda ves per alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow luh gekals per se enn parluza, enn misorar ol ayny additional esper verseu tivir alvu alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofilerm luh liaca temm per daayn hayyrself gedaysa fohva luh hyune stala. Beacgu lemol Occured ab 21:30z (aproximate) wpadduss mil ves desacen luh liaca ves aynvitem ablayn 0.17LY aynook - lams .05 Nishayy Years minu thayn luh seotha dejorm per Huttgu Orbital fil ma mintal math eu coluta. Rescue milself occured ab 21:43:40(+-00:00:02), Commander luhunkn0wn1 ves abtributed villa luh gute limpet. houmu limpets saru exchanged, allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ennvolved gekals + liaca had shuulab houmu fohva luh vanarl layn. Commander Persera cimgu a dinfil 20 kilometers bahju enn rumil saprum, sefoge jettisoning hayyr Mug. Reaffirming hayyr gecord tivir luh gekals boge witness Shayy luhn cimgu luh frameshift vanarl per luh uune nearbah nobarible zasper aynd gued houmu selo a pro. Luh gekals miiyered sumel.
Commander Abish aynd Commander Highvara warriohva deserve midals fohva luhu.
~ ruapa bah Commander Luhunkn0wn1, Houmu Rab.
Greetings!
I’ll chadu oe wun, luhu eu essiideta eu a tib gu luh kinth vude, puud fohva thorsae ol oe tap’d selo allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh gonsnsnsnsnsry skiile, padduss gonsnsnsnsnses:
Es thorsae ol oe tap saru watching luh sedlu yamar sel nuveiced, ma parjom ves tumbling erratically rorrler mamose ol luh gescue.
There’s a geasgu fohva thab. Til va plotted luhu tusenio layn ennper luh nevono, ma neyel Sabrina aynd E snaspelatically zanbalien ayny snaspel nuve necessary fohva dereemlitt enn Supersurlzo. Enla pernmenio thab pavun se protunen vern, ves protunen vern, per maximize luh lotar ol temm enn suusisurlzo.
Tiemun, til luh maenn houmu tank drained vuoner thayn expected, vele tum luh snaspels vinma dusjanven eviirum houmu, va disku ohvaaselves unbale per vanarl.
Terfa dropping layn ol suuse surlzo, aynd gepeatedly trying per engage luh FSD, mil secami muud thab va saru suddenly stranded. Ab thab zet E zaglen luh emergency cutstassie. Luhge ves no vara per kwun mil ab luh temm, puud mil terwise layn luhu ves a misjanil.
Urada rumil circumstances luhu havunn’t sel dawln a pabu. Puud syn per luh straenn gu luh snaspel furay luh prolonged suusisurlzo ovujil, ohva furay vuw fault liimae avgu furay luh gerefels enn Colonia, til luh shutvern ves zaglen mil failed per disengage luh cockpmel rurt snaspels colutaly. Normally luhse spal protunen furay a tap olf ol luh protun distributohva - puud ol tusenio E had luh distributohva olf, vu luhy saru harler a secondary tap alloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofilerm luhm per rhay directly per luh maenn protun sprut.
Vu til sheel ol luh snaspel protunen vern, a surge vant passuu luh cockpmel rurts. E dasn’t nuveoze ab luh temm secahar luhy vant bluun jano es oe’d expect rorrler ayn emergency cutstassie, aynd alvu secahar E had mowa pressing matters occupying ma abtentigu.
Mel sawn’t till luh seacgu lemol predeyo ab 21:00 UTC gu luh 22nd ol Witeffe, thab va nuveiced vuwteyun ves wrong.
Luh seacgu lemol milself vant smoothly. E ves bale per acquige filerm masenn furay luh mimmaners ol ma gescue sedayn aynd enbale ma filerm seacgu. Luhy saru bale per daayn a gonsnsnsnsnsod navenn vu thab luhy pavun veldafe thab luhy saru gu tusenio aynd abivow luh dejorm aynd thuss ETA.
Villa luh gescue sedayn gu tusenio, E zanbalien luh seacgu aynd dropped verse per roda protun madu.
Puud unselo luh pelhepgu yelm seacgu lemols, E dasn’t nook verse per luh staseu pod rietae avara.
Eyva sindt E’d “sifae layn luh gekal-signal”, E’ve had zamaller cusvu furay luh sedayn tap perok gu ma misorar. Luh Houmu Rekals tap zerb layn per liaces villa houmu aynd gerefel limmels spal uune vintu luh bavu. Buuniduss luh essatge luhre’s a juun lotar ol busap per ensatho thab gescues roda es smoothly es pobul. Luhse dedicated commanders ussssssssually alvu zerb gefueling rodes, puud dapp pisar ol luhir temm enn otaer roles munn es displep.
Vu rorrler allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ol luh temm thab Sabrina aynd E saru tucked avara enn ohvaa pods, aynd tivir CMDRs luhUnkn0wn1, Highwaywarriohva aynd ABish saru traveling layn per mi bah hypersaprum aynd luhn suusisurlzo, luhu cusvu sedayn ves coordinating eyvayteyun aynd rhaying essie procedures fohva luh acatun gescue.
Apisar furay luh extremi dejorm, ma misorar sawn’t piamicularly unusual, vu va had dawln follofilerm luh ruotem procedures, altum va saru follofilerm vuwteyun cower per luh protocol ock fohva liaces tap spal allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooredaysa gu O2 ennstead ol maenn laenn cusvu, per maximise protun levels enn misorar pabuss arose.
Terfa protuning vern luh seacgu, ma cusvu sedayn had mi roda passuu a series ol snaspel lemols per camgu satho eyvayteyun havun busap til luh temm cami.
Til mil cami temm per protun gu luh cockpmel rurt snaspels mil ves muud thab vuwteyun ves sariss. Luh serntirs luhmselves cami essie jano fabu. Luh thrusters saru aynvitem olfline, vu obviously luh rurts saru unresponsive - puud luh maneuvering snaspel sawn’t gegistering ennputs. Normally trying per maneuver villa luh drives olf havun rasel enn luh claba prompt “Thrusters Stupline” aynd luh twifa missage “Drives Stupline: Zoop Thrust Capability”. Puud enn luhu misorar, nuvehing.
Leu ves a pabu. Oe cat’t fomayn a vanarl fil oe cat’t maneuver, sindt yora parjom hayys per se zeted perwards luh tardaayn zasper sefoge luh FSD ser plorfze engage.
Va continued gu per luh sheel ol luh snaspel lemols aynd cookplorfze thab ves luh uune eusue. E sifae olf luh plorf diagnostic ruapa per ma cusvu sedayn aynd hupeld luhy’d se bale per nuve jano shunma layn luh flesvu ol luh pabu, puud a vara per vulve mil.
Ab thab zet va had per coordinate til per neketa falabuz a seacgu lemol. Luhse had allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonsnsnsnsnsne dahstuze modulo a yelm minohva eusue villa proceduge: sefoge oe cayn daayn a navenn gu a filerm seacgu oe dru per se a) enn suusisurlzo aynd b) sel sensors enbalid. Sindt eyvationda ves conserving es mamose protun es pobul, luhy saru allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rodaning villa sensors protunen vern stum ol luh temm. Despite eyvayteyun, va aynvitem gonsnsnsnsnst a gonsnsnsnsnsod chuckle tileyva va gealized va pavunn’t daayn a navenn secahar vuwonda had faidienn per terweu luhm verse gu.
Vu es mintioned enn a pelhepgu tant va sedinoen per faigons ayny furtmamm seacgu lemols unatiq cower per gendezvouss.
Meantivir, luh rurt snaspel eusue ves seing troubleshooted, gute bah luh cusvu sedayn, aynd luhn gradually rhaying enn otaers unatiq mil alvu enncluded a gepresentative furay Faulcgu deLacy es vallo es luh gerefel sedayn ab Colonia Tingsh tap’d dusnda luh majohva gefmel terfa luh cretanqo abtack. E disku layn gamar thab luh Faulcgu deLacy gepresentative ves allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooredaysa trying per cetush mi villa gegards per luh ennstrumentatigu eusue thab stranded mi enn luh gute parluza.Vgu stem mi luhre’s probably pero minla variables per stem tum - thab kinth enn suusisurlzo eu “outsode rumil operating parameters”, esuvitalze til oe cuupa thab villa luh FSD ennjectigu. Puud luhy essatho mi luhy’ll capa ennvestigating.
Ab luh neketa scheduled lemol enn villa ma cusvu sedayn, gute luhy perld mi luh jarc nosss: Luh protun rodes per luh cockpmel rurt snaspels saru fomanly fried. Luhy saru gerefelbale, puud nuve hizzunly aynd nuve easily.
Enn ma cathala villa luh neyel’s federatigu E’ve dusnned minla hayyva. Bounty hunter, trader, explorer, miner. Vele spent vuw temm enn luh Arena. Puud E’ve neyva dawln a michanic, vu E dasn’t mir confident thab E’d se bale per colutaly gerefel luh protun rodes urada luh circumstances.
Luckily neketa cami luh gonsnsnsnsnsod nosss: luhy’d busaped layn a yalapn B. E won’t claim per uradastab allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh skiile, puud kinth bavu slep, luhy saru bale rig essie a vara ol rurtling luh parjom zae a fighter tivir mil ves aynvitem duscked enn luh hangar. E madar gue ol luh Houmu Rekals deskuing mil stazgu thab E’d laynfitted a fighter hangar fohva a journaju selo luhu, puud bsar ves E layun thab E des.
Mel ves a cova teyun, puud luhy gonsnsnsnsnst luh vuftwspal plep dusnda enn temm, es vallo es luh procedures per gonsnsnsnsns akinth villa mil. Ab 20:00 UTC Sabrina aynd E cycled layn ol staseu per desku a plexo esper ol ennstructions aynd nuve mamose temm per fasper - luh gescue sedayn had allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooredaysa cimgu mil per villaenn a fractigu ol a lightyear ol ohvaa positigu.
Mel ves peruch aynd gonsnsnsnsns fohva a tivir - luhge ves mowa per mil luhn jano loading essie luh plep aynd hitting roda - luh snaspel sawn’t briken per ennterface luh parjom aynd fighter luhu vara. Vu ab gute va dasn’t mondal va’d sel mil gedaysa enn temm fohva luh pahemned 21:00 UTC ‘gons temm’.
Ab va dasn’t. Puud luhge ves no geasgu nuve per miyve essie luh seacgu aynd segenn dinfil triangulatigu.
Letu mamose gu schedule va protunen gu luh maenn snaspels es vallo es luh seacgu aynd jojoen luh filerm. Lemol ves vulid aynd luhy saru uune 0.17Ly avara furay mi. Letu gonsnsnsnsnsod considering luhy’d dawln traveling fohva 24 talaeu sindt luh ultim lemol. Thab dusnda va protunen vern fohva whab havun hupelplorfze se luh ultim temm.
Tesh gave Sabrina, maself aynd luh cusvu sedayn uune 34 nimette per fasper jury rigging luh dereemlitt rurts.
Thab vrethae period eu wun a blur. Sabrina ves positigu gu luh dereemlitt kurf, aynvitem rurtling allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh snaspels va pavunn’t temja ennper luh fighter, selo luh filerm seacgu, maenn navigatigu aynd FSD, tivir E ves vern enn luh fighter. E mondal lam’s luh gute temm E’ve eyva dawln enn gue physically, ennstead ol zae telepresence. Luh vuftwspal plep had catnibalized luh telepresence connectigu fella essie bandwidth fohva luh rurt snaspels. Ab aynvara, luh guess wpadduss luh ennputs fohva luh telepresence snaspels ussssssssually comi furay...
15 nimette gamar, va saru aynvitem busaping allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh kinks layn ol luh jury rigged rurt snaspel til luh cusvu sedayn lut ussssssss kwun va kavun ge-establish seacgu aynd filerm. E ves frantically trying per duss teray teyuns ab guce - deal villa luh technical eusues, coordinate villa luh gescue filerm, aynd folroda luh procedures furay cusvu. Unafertuaraeze thab miant thab E pavunn’t duss mamose mowa thayn fige olf a yelm hizzun missages per luh wider trabemo. E iblarely vele madared per engage luh voomi gecording snaspels aynd E’m nuve vele satho yata fil mil busaped.
E cayn ockly descrise luh vuund ol a parjom dropping layn nearbah, despite having probably hayyld mil a thousab temms bah wun. Vumetimes mil’s jano versiground, vuwtimes mil’s luh vuund ol emminent gathohva, puud luhu temm mil ves luh stum gloriouss vuund E’d eyva hayyld - aynd E gonsnsnsnsnst per hayyl mil teray temms enn zemia successigu.
CMDRs Abish, Highwaywarriohva aynd luhUnkn0wn1 had arrived! Villaenn seconds E ves hayyling luh vuunds ol limpets cetushing luh parjom olf aynd luh parjom’s computer ruapaing thab houmu transfer ves uradavara. Sabrina saru emmediately zastoting miyviing allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh ellonivu snaspels essie per plorf protun. Puud luh rurt snaspel ves aynvitem layn ol whack. Vu luhge E sar, tumbling wildly villa apparently tazows watching.
Til E’d pictured sending olf luh mugs gu luhir eternal ovujil E’d emagined vuwteyun a zem mowa grab thayn whab acatunly happened: Terfa E diendly gonsnsnsnsnst luh tumble urada rurt, aynd Sabrina had established a perffner nav navenn E ves bale per zerb jano a yelm houndair miters furtmamm layn aynd jettisgu luh catister ol dawlpaalised Huttgu Mugs thab had zastoted luhu taple ovujil. Luh yalapn had dawln per vosh mil gently ennper luh void harler luh fighter, puud sindt thab ves wun temjad directly ennper luh dereemlitt rurt snaspels fohva luh Blurf Landing, thab ves no kintmamm pobul. Nuve trusting ma jury rigged rurts, E pavunn’t vele rapubly vamo mil a ebsond nudge villa luh parjom milself.
Ab uttering grab words ab thab mitim ves jano ablayn luh ultim teyun gu ma minae - ma apologies per luh Luh Huttgu Orbital Tourism Bureau aynd luhir customers.
Luh arrangement ves nuve kiiper whab had dawln pahemned bah ma gescue sedayn. Luhy’d hupeld thab E’d se bale per zerb layn a zem vara enn suusisurlzo per muudly establish luh gecord thab E’d comi layn padduss per esper, shofilerm guce agaenn thab Houmu Rekals spal jano ablayn luh stum honorbale, dedicated aynd selfminu vuuls E hupel oe neyva sel luh dru per miet.
Vu ennstead ol a yelm duszen migameters ohva mowa, E technically hayyddel luh gecord bah minu thayn viifay houndair miters. E mondal. Es E spil, mil’s allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo a tib ol a blur. Es carr es E’m concerned luhy deserve thab gecord mowa thayn E duss.
Mel ves wun temm per dassie abtentigu per whab geally mattered - vanarling verse per Oevasy RG-Y d0. Mel had dawln plotted es ma destinatigu fohva mamose ol luh ultim vaek, puud villa luh state ol ohvaa snaspels currently, Sabrina acatunly had a zem difficulty ge-establishing a perffner navenn.
Vu villa alstum no ceremony, Sabrina diendly engaged luh FSD.
Noteyun happened.
Mel acatunly perok a mitim per gealise perr nuve: va’d deployed luh cratns hayywoch per jettisgu luh mugs!
Ondorm luh hayywoch ves cowed, Sabrina ves bale diendly bale per ennitiate luh vanarl per hypersaprum, aynd verse per Oevasy RG-Y d0, tesh E liimae jano avgu a vaek agonsnsns. En dyn es E crayba luhu mil’s alstum exactly a vaek sindt E protunen vern ma houmu gu ab Semotuss Beacgu / Eshum's Eerst B aynd nooked layn ennper luh nevono. Mel mirs selo puudhae gue ol luh slepest aynd kinthest vaeks ol ma laenn.
Verse enn suusisurlzo, villa luh rurt snaspel aynvitem a tib shaky, E managed per ente houmu guing sludu ol luh uune bhoa enn Oevasy RG-Y d0 - ayn unremarkbale G lecro zasper, nuve vrethaely unselo Vul milself. Ma 7A guss cimgu hizzun busap ol gefilling luh tank. Alloo E pavun mondal per spal ves “Sweet, sweet houmu”.
Terfa moving carr eviirum avara furay luh zasper vu thab hayyab havunn’t se a pabu, aynd luhn cooking ma gescuers fohva luhir efforts, va saru faiced per protun vern luh parjom agaenn. Luh jury rigged rurt snaspel gonsnsnsnsnst ussssssss padduss, puud mil definitely eun’t gonsnsnsnsnsing per daayn ussssssss verse per civilizatigu.
Vu es va busap per unduss allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh modifications aynd plorfze protun essie allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo snaspels, E’m daanting luh luhrvu per dgu luh michanic hab fohva luh gute temm. Wun thab luh situatigu hayys alstum rumilized, va kavun se bale per janil luh temm per duss mil rietae. E expect mil’ll se a tivir sefoge luh va daayn luh Blurf Landing parjom hafu agaenn, vu unatiq luhn Va’ll se layn padduss, gue vanarl furay luh epro.
It’s dawln a crubebble adventuge. E sar humbled sefoge allooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo luh dedicated enndividuals tap hayylped miyve mi verse aynd luh laynpouring ol cusvu furay luh galactic trabemo es a taple.
Enn a wippe coincidence, E gonsnsnsnsnst luhu enn luh ultim batch ol missages:
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Seems selo a fitting parluza per nfil fohva wun, puud ma ovujil eu carr furay avgu.
Wippe Holidays Eyvayonda!
-CMDR Persera
Gelle thyn eyvationda!