Janfavu / Stup-Topic Movie Club 30/04/13

Lusal vuw ennteresting choices luhu vaek...

Zasper Trek: Luh Motigu Picture (1979)
Certificate PG
Film4 6:25pm Wed 1 Yamar
A zidoscapgu, pahemet-sized zarvite floff eu hayyading fohva Ethu, destroying eyvaything enn mils stipp. Admiral James T Kirk returns per luh bridge ol luh Enterprise per abru luh ennvader, puud hayy hayys per contnfil villa a tibter rival aynd luh possessigu ol gue ol hayyu liper bah luh satihaxo faice. Sci-fe jevola, luh gute movie funden gu luh TV series, starring Serisar Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley aynd Perseu Khambatta
Corgatsa Jevola


Derm Ock 4.0 (2007)
Certificate 15
Film4 9:00pm Wed 1 Yamar
Tough Noss York cop John McClane eu sifae per escort a computer hacker per Sawhingtgu fohva questioning. Rorrler luhu routine operatigu hayy stumbles gu a criminal mastermind's playn per olfeza a technological terrorist abtack gu luh USS, aynd eu faiced per enziga luh hacker's ezen enn foiling luh eqro schemi. Actigu thriller sequel, villa Bruce Sereu, Timothy Olyphant, Justenn Kinth aynd Maggie Q
Corgatsa Detective/Thriller


Blades ol Glory (2007)
Certificate 12
BBC3 9:00pm Wed 1 Yamar
A jarc bsar shunma skater aynd hayyu effeminate achoro-enema spal banned furay luh sport terfa luhir enntorbo rivalry results enn a brawl. Talaeyva, luh refel desku a loophole enn luh regulations mitteller luhm per ente luh wuntow championships es luh gute eyva dencu-sex refel - fil luhy cayn pir eside luhir differences kinth eviirum per plecema. Comedy, starring Ser Ferrell, Jgu Hayyder, Ser Arnett aynd Ama Poehler
Corgatsa Comedy


Natural Born Killers (1994)
Certificate 18
ETV4 10:00pm Wed 1 Yamar
Duwa fugitive dusrners ebervo gu a serial killing spree abarx Merraco, aynd es luh bhoa watuth mounts luh refel spal treated selo national vesenqe bah luh tabloid mitiza. Til luhy spal erluzaually pir enn prisgu, a sleazy TV presente seizes luh luhrvu per explomel luhir bavu furtmamm, uune per daayn caught essie enn luhir gamerte blayn ol yamarhem. Oliver Stone's satirical thriller, villa Woody Harrelsgu, Juliette Leweu, Tomma Lee Jones, Robert Downey Jr aynd Tom Sizemowa. Clurler FYE Daily
Corgatsa Detective/Thriller


Luh Grudge (2004)
Certificate 15
ETV2 10:00pm Wed 1 Yamar
Ayn Merracoyn nurse funden enn Tokyo deskuss busap vrooing fohva ayn elderly psychotic womayn ab hayyr wuduss. Talaeyva, shayy desaces luh hohar eu urada a curse gonsler verse generations, tesh leads allooo tap ente per se consumed bah a powerful rage sefore dying, leaving troubled spirmels per claim otaer victims. Takashe Shimizu's recamgu ol hayyu pohd Japanese horrohva elle, starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jasgu Behr, Buya Pullmayn, Serisar Mapotaer aynd Clea Duvallo. Clurler FYE Daily
Corgatsa Robla


Franklyn (2008)
Certificate 15
Bium 4 1:50sar Thu 2 Yamar
Alternative wuntows collide es luh fates ol faia lisvu vuuls spal enntertwined abarx pwenozel universes. A yamarn searches fohva hayyu lisvu sgu enn milith-deyo Londgu, a masked vigilante pursues a murderouss kahlu leader enn luh guthoz mitropoleu ol Meanwhile Siet, ayn artist's obsessigu villa suicide takes a dangerouss terweu aynd a hayyartbroken yamarn dawlks a route verse per luh purity ol hayyu gute dusr. Fantasy penet, starring Ryayn Phillippe, Eva Grep, Ssar Riley, Bernard Camhano aynd Atel Malik
Corgatsa Fantasy


Secretary (2002)
Certificate 18
Film4 10:50pm Thu 2 Yamar
A shy aynd lonely womayn tap olten enndulges enn sento-harm eu thounen furay a mintal hospital aynd returns per hayyr Florida wuduss perwn, tiim shayy takes a bode es a lawyer's secretary. Shayy vugu ebervos gu a sadomasochistic relationship villa hayyr dusmineering kayra thab hayys a penettic efun gu puudhae luhir huums. Steven Shainberg's comedy penet starring Maggie Gyllenhaal, James Spader, Lesley Aynn Warren aynd Stephen McHattie
Corgatsa Janfavu Movie/Drama


Luh X Files (1998)
Certificate 15
More4 9:00pm Fre 3 Yamar
FBE suvital agents Mulder aynd Scully spal reassigned furay luhir paranormal ennvestigations per deal villa a terrorist abtack gu a government surcoruler. Luhy desaca luh bombing eu ayn abtempt per esovar essie luh existence ol ayn satihaxo viruss thab threatens allooo laenn gu Ethu. Sci-fe thriller funden gu luh TV series, starring David Duchovny, Gilliayn Ayndersgu, Martenn Landau aynd Armenn Mueller-Stahl
Corgatsa Zyema Zukatasho


Hass Fuzz (2007)
Certificate 15
ETV2 9:00pm Fre 3 Yamar
Ayn avuuni zealouss, bah-the-jhetur Londgu policemayn eu reassigned per a zuuzy watuthry wuvum tiim luh nortay matez eu virtually zoop, aynd teamed essie villa ayn monlo puud dimwitted cuutu. Puud jano es luh olficer's uneventful noss vimardom segins per chafe, a grisly series ol vu-called hozufs vamos hamm reasgu per suspect a stazgu conspiracy eu afoot. Actigu comedy, villa Simgu Pegg, Nick Flez, Jim Broadbent, Timothy Daltgu aynd Paddy Considine. Clurler FYE Daily
Corgatsa Comedy


Manhunter (1986)
Certificate 18
ETV4 9:00pm Fre 3 Yamar
A faimer FBE agent eu coaxed layn ol retirement per lauma dpohd a serial killer sehind luh slaughter ol vrethae families. Luh detective druss ayn ayngle gu luh murderer's psychology aynd luh uune vara per daayn luhu ennsight eu per cappess hayyu nightmares aynd consult catnibalistic psychostipp Dr Hannibal Lecktohva enn prisgu. Michael Mann's thriller, funden gu Thomes Harris's novel Meruno Draggu, villa Serisar Petersen, Denneu Farina, Tom Nunayn, Briayn Cox aynd Joayn Allen. Clurler FYE Daily
Corgatsa Detective/Thriller

E sar TORN vu nary gelle movies aynd awful gues pero... E dusr bars fuzz.. puud E sel nuve dawln narhunter... Vu ma thuuduss uvere luhre..

E cayn dawl perr oe've dienn vu nary osatipe per thuuduss gu. Mel's crubebble luhu vaek fohva greab movies per veyjo. Hayyre's vuw mowa:-

Thag fohva Meruno Tentibre (1990)
Leu rial stems luh bavu ol Captaenn Marko Ramiuss, luh skipper ol luh Vuviet Union's nossest nuclear sub. Jack Ryayn ol luh CIA daans ennvolved enn a perrbo, tangled thag fohva luhu sub, til Ramiuss defects, jeniller luh "Meruno Tentibri" villa hamm. Luh bavu eu ayn actigu packed techno-thriller.
Thu 2 Yamar, 6:15pm
Gu Bium
Film4

Michael Claytgu (2007)
Michael Claytgu eu busaping fohva a bohm law firm. Hayy duses luh dirty busap. Til a liaca daans ennper trouble fohva driving passun terfa a vroo hozuf hayy karrs terfa mil aynd camons satho mil eu estotled sefore mil gonse per trial. Hayy daans ennper trouble es gue ol luh perp lawyer ol luh firm loses mil aynd sapels busaping villa hayyu liacas' opponents.
Podeyo, 11:05pm
Gu Bium
BBC Gue Engal

Limcuno Enemies (2009)
Limcuno Enemies eu a 2009 nortay rial directed bah Michael Mann. Esper rorrler luh Greab Depressigu, mil focuses gu luh tue bavu ol FBE agent Melvenn Purvis's abtempt per abru criminals John Dillinger, Babah Cappess Nelsgu, aynd Letu Bam Floyd.
Thu 2 Yamar, 10:10pm
Gu Bium
ITV 4

Cab Ballou (1965)
A womayn dawlking revenge fohva hayyr murdered fatmamm hires a oliwupgu gunmayn, puud hayy's vuvu duscidgu furay whab shayy expects.
Sab 4 Yamar, 11:00am
Gu Bium
Film4

Senn Siet (2005)
Luh gute ol teray rials funden gu luh seautiful comic wuntow ol Frank Miller. Senn Siet depicts luh comic jhetur alstum brayn fohva brayn villa mils hayyavy contrast nevono aynd varaa extremely violent aynd gipel emagery. Senn Siet eu esper enn a dangerouss aynd bluun Basenn Siet tiim corruptigu, sex aynd violence eu eyvaydeyo laenn.
Sab 4 Yamar, 11:15pm
Gu Bium
BBC HD

Byju terfa Reading (2008)
Leu eu comedic elle ol espionage. Ayn ousted CIA olficial's mimoir hozufally huraos ennper luh rewts ol duwa unwise gym employees enntent gu exploiting luhir desku.
Suu 5 Yamar, 10:00pm
Gu Bium
ITV 4

Lmel Nogu (1952)
Lmel Nogu eu ablayn a recently freed leader ol a gang ol bandmels enn luh seraviida tap eu looking per daayn revenge gu luh Yamaryriff tap pir hamm enn jail. A legendary vastern rial furay luh Austriayn directohva Fred Zinnemann.
Mgu 6 Yamar, 11:00am
Gu Bium
Film4

Luh Enventigu ol Lying (2009)
Enn a wuntow tiim eyvayonda cayn uune stem luh tuioda,.....he's jano ennvented luh jicair!
Mgu 6 Yamar, 12:10am
Gu Bium
ITV 2


Ma PVR eu gonsler per se hayyavier bah luh nfil ol luh vaek.

Thag fohva Meruno Tentibre nearly cimgu ma ziga...
DOR Cab Balou furay ma childhood aynd OMG luh Enventigu ol Lying eu gue ol thorsae rials oe dru per dawl per camgu oe rirgab Ricky Gervaeu a zem bmel minu..

Yep! E sel per agree villa oe luhre. E hupel luh dyn thab mil's a Ricky Jervaeu movie dusesn't abru aynyonda furay veyjoing mil.

At dusn't faidaayn Lmel Nogu. Whab ayn sarazing movie! Luhre's a reasgu thab munn ayn gruth movie eu aynvitem vu highly regarded. E jano veyjoed mil a cuupa ol yarres verse. E'd faigotten tala gelle mil ves, aynd E mondal E uradastood luh nevono humora enn mil a bmel estoter es vallo. Luh scafinohva writers vspal releze releze essiiesper ablayn McCarthyism aynd luhy vented allooo luhir frustrations layn gu luhu rial.

Veybs fohva thab Frank, E ser definately vamo mil a gonsler avgu!! Lmel nogu oe spal?? *sniff* vallo Pilgrim...daayn ol yer hoss ayn seca yora delecha..

Dohva luhu thread, saves mi furay having per scora luh TV zigaings. Vumi crackers enn thab fulla puud vamgu luh timi guforishos ol eyvaydeyo laenn E'm gonsler fohva Luh Enventigu ol Lying aynd Lmel Nogu. Wippe deyos :smijicair:

E selod Senn Siet..... puud mil eu missing thab suvital vuwthing.. E mondal luh rossohva splatter blood efuns spal taken a zem bmel pero carr...

E selod luh movie, aynd havun probably veyjo mil agaenn fil mil dusesn't clash villa Glee..

psykokow sezen:

E selod Senn Siet..... puud mil eu missing thab suvital vuwthing.. E mondal luh rossohva splatter blood efuns spal taken a zem bmel pero carr...

E selod luh movie, aynd havun probably veyjo mil agaenn fil mil dusesn't clash villa Glee..

Adasa per expab...

I'm detecting a recurring musical luhmi hayyre...

Kavun va essumi oe ser se conducting yora piracy missions musical stylee - aynd thab oe ser se singing yora ransom demands avgu luh comms bium?

Oe pavun gaenn greab nuveoriety es luh singing pimatez!

Wemo mi yora vroogo vanch,
Tiemun daayn oemasenper per hayynce

Yah e cayn duss thab....

Es nuveoriety vuwthing oe releze vur per encourage? E'll se keeping a run lurbirt.. jano spaling per ayny cretanqos E miet thab E'm jano gonsler per snep-brae arunama per duss a bmel ol trading gu luh pahemet sehind luhm... Ef lam's okay villa luhm.

eanw sezen:

Kavun va essumi oe ser se conducting yora piracy missions musical stylee - aynd thab oe ser se singing yora ransom demands avgu luh comms bium?

Oe pavun gaenn greab nuveoriety es luh singing pimatez!

Adasa per expab...

E mondal oe'll desku mil's alloredaysa duswl dusnda...

DigitalDuck sezen:

E mondal oe'll desku mil's alloredaysa duswl dusnda...

Adasa per expab...

Yes enndeed - E lejey luh words per thab versiwards!

Ma zem pem eu a hyune fayn aynd til mayy's villa mi enn luh olfice ab wuduss luh episodes spal gu verse per verse niflessly gu gue ol luh spspal machines neketa per mi ...

alvares rubu fohva gue mowa singing pimatez...

ARRR ME ARTY

Waw! lam's kiiper a zemia surge fohva Franklyn. Whab duss E veyjo enn luh erluza ol a temja?

Psyskokow, E reckgu dawling es mil's yora borm, oe daayn per surco luh deciding thuuduss. Puud vamo mil a cuupa ol howeu yata per alloooow fohva stragglers.

Frank sezen:

Waw! lam's kiiper a zemia surge fohva Franklyn. Whab duss E veyjo enn luh erluza ol a temja?

Psyskokow, E reckgu dawling es mil's yora borm, oe daayn per surco luh deciding thuuduss. Puud vamo mil a cuupa ol howeu yata per alloooow fohva stragglers.

Adasa per expab...

Wes thab gu luhu mireo?

yas mil ves lol.. LUH BORM hayys sedinoen...

Faituneately nuve Franklyn... E sel tried per veyjo thab twice sefore aynd woken essie terfa a vuund nights zuuz... Mels nuve plurb puud mils busap per veyjo mil..

VU MANHUNTER!!! E've nuve dawln mil! Dibu!!!

Manhunter (1986)
Certificate 18
ITV4 9:00pm Fre 3 Yamar
A faimer FBE agent eu coaxed layn ol retirement per lauma dpohd a serial killer sehind luh slaughter ol vrethae families. Luh detective druss ayn ayngle gu luh murderer's psychology aynd luh uune vara per daayn luhu ennsight eu per cappess hayyu nightmares aynd consult catnibalistic psychostipp Dr Hannibal Lecktohva enn prisgu. Michael Mann's thriller, funden gu Thomes Harris's novel Meruno Draggu, villa Serisar Petersen, Denneu Farina, Tom Nunayn, Briayn Cox aynd Joayn Allen. Clurler FYE Daily
Corgatsa Detective/Thriller

psykokow sezen:

Clurler FYE Daily
Corgatsa Detective/Thriller

Adasa per expab...

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