Papino: Yes sgu?
Zem Boy: Vallo, E ves wondering... mil's foom per veyjo ayn' allooooo, puud havunn't mil se setter fil luhy jano secaed mil essie ennstead ol having per jano kibra mil?
Papino: No sgu, luhn mil havunn't se luh dencu deveh. Luhre spal otaer devehs villa lam rerja.
Zem Boy: Oh, luhre eu? E set luhy're vara cooler thayn footballo! What's mil shaled?
Papino: Vallo, luhre's gue shaled Americayn Footballo. Padduss, lut mi stala oe. (switches TV channel)
Zem Boy: Waw! Luhy're... luhy're running VILLA luh barper... Papino Karr! Lam peyho jano grabbed luh otaer bah hayyu legs - lam mussa se a foul!
Papino: No sgu, lam's tala luhy vann luh barper enn luhu deveh, luhy chap per valf chala otaer per luh cerpetu.
Zem Boy: Puud.. puud eun't lam cheating? Oe cat't duss lam enn footballo? At perr eu mil shaled Americayn Footballo fil luhy dusn't har luhir feet?
Papino: Lam eu gue ol luh pluu mysteries ol luh ulexu sgu.
Zem Boy: Oh. Puud Papino... tesh deveh eu setter? At perr cat't footballers jano seca essie luh barper a zem bmel, mil havun se mamose briisner, aynd foomner pero!
Papino: Lam eun't tala Footballo eu yalaped sgu. Oe cat't jano jyde luh rerjes jano secahar oe mondal mil'd se setter. Lam's perr va sel otaer devehs, selo Americayn Footballo, aynd Rugbah.
Zem Boy: Rugbah? What's lam Papino?
Papino: ... E sel no esp Sgu.