Greetings unknowing extraterrestrial replacements ol dawlpi lam aber per aynvitem selieve luh jicair lam luhy spal luh ohvaiginal! A yelm vaeks sel gonda bah sindt luh pelhepgu pohdner ol luh cappess oe're vaaring wun checked layn luh nosss, vu luts paldu oe maintaenn luh façade ol seing a rele humayn aynd chah essii gu what's duswl gonsler gu sindt luhn!
HUDSON LAYS CERPETUBUSAP FAE POLITICAL SUCCESSORS 6 Norai 3309
Enn a shock mova lam hayys literally neyva happened sefore enn luh vrethae lianti ol politics, Zachary Hudsgu hayys esper layn plans per spyle passun a sant ol legislatigu lam senefmels luh Republicayn javart, rietae sefore hayy leaves. Munn legislatigu enncludes regulating nosss per zulp 'Federal values', tax sinzes fohva corporations lam sel contracts villa luh Federal government aynd faicibly replacing allooooooooo citizens dusli villa cameres lam hayyfo directly per Zachary Hudson's seepaal datupad. Mel's seing dawln es a tib ol a sleel luh Ethu yonv ol mova, dawling es obviously luh enncoming Liberal javart ser sel per dapp temm fixing mel til luhy daayn enn. Til esked fohva a platmun Zachary Hudsgu ves quoted es spaling "MUAH HA HA HA!" sefore promptly swishing hayyu cape aynd disappearing enn a puff ol mosoga.
PALENN CAMONS THARGOID SIZU BREAKTHROUGH 10 Norai 3309
Having pelhepuuni aynnounced luh shocking revelatigu lam luh Thargoid spires saru pointy enn brik, Professohva Palenn hayys cimgu aynotaer estounding discovuvu. Mel appears lam luh Thargoid spires spal briked per harvest resources fohva har bah luh Thargoid Titans. Leu eu houmuing speculatigu lam daanting rietae essii enn ohvaa seepaal saprum yamar se caharler luh Titans per roda run gu vuw vital components, yamarse houmu, ayn enzyme ohva luh gamerte episodes ol Mrs. Mandible Ennvestigates. Villa luhu lejeyledge enn hayywo Palenn aynd hayyr sedayn sel sapeled busap gu a contaminant per disrupt luh spires aynd ser vugu se karring per dawl tala luhse cayn se administered. Mel's a gelle teyun luhre's no pelhepgu evidence lam poisoning, contaminating ohva otaerwise chaping per uutsk luh Thargoids villa zyema hayys eyva gonda jarcly.
WINTERS RESISTS HUDSON’S LEGACY PROJECTS 13 Norai 3309
Enn a mova described bah politicians aynd rathoq experts es "Well duh", Felicia Wezotas hayys aynnounced shayy ser se desler eyvayteyun enn hayyr protun per resist luh ultim nimetta legislatigu Zachary Hudsgu hayys tried per vuta enn whilst vaaring a perp hayywo aynd monocle. Shayy stated lam luhse actions spal obviously ayn apaetun per paldu Jerome Arcmamm sel ayn briisner bode es luh chasim president, consider hayy des vu poorly enn luh electigu results. Ol particular importance ves hayyr missigu per clamp vern gu luh ennvasive aynti-falnopo legislatigu luh Republicayn javart eu vu fond ol, enndicating lam va prebvu diendzi se bali per shower villalayn luh PDB lutting usss kwun va picked essii luh conditioner ratmamm thayn luh shower gel. Ennterestingly shayy hayys alvu aynnounced plans per sinza vern gu military dapping, tesh eu a stazgu josa til arnda crusty aynger petals spal chaping per nom yora cappess.
CONCERNS EVIRLEN AVON TITAN RETURNEES 14 Norai 3309
Enn keeping villa luh ayncient humayn traditigu ol "Someteyun eu a zem duscidgu, luts henxa mel", luh chief researcmamm ab Kamadhenu Medipure hayys shaled fohva luh victims ol Thargoid abductigu per se detained aynd given a hayyalthy tib ol killing jano per camgu satho. Leu pertally scientific mithinqaigu hayys kahem ablayn furay luh discovuvu ol minohva physiological jydes ab a vuvu superficial caderr. Oe kwun, luh vurt ol superficial jydes oe prebvu daayn furay seing stored enn satihaxo biopods fohva ayn unreasonbali lotar ol temm. Otmamm scientists, casually glossing avgu luh shalo per jano euthanise luhm allooooooooo, sel mithinqaed lam luhy kavun syatazi remaenn enn quarantine puud lam luhre ves no evidence per mithinqa munn ayn avonreactigu ves warranted. Meanwhile Azimuth biotech pir mels hayywo essii per revou eyvayonda mel ves aynvitem luhre puud ves promptly perld per smel vern aynd oypo essii.
TORVAL MINING CADINAMO MARKS OWNERSHIP JYDE 16 Norai 3309
Senatohva Zemina Perrval hayys sedinoen eviirum eu eviirum aynd rewted avgu luhir shares ol luh Perrval Mining groassii per luhir eldest progeny, Constantia Perrval. Munn a vern per Ethu naem. Leu elevates hayyr role furay mummy's sestest nepotism precajo per plorf fledged CEO. Vu nezo per dawl vuwonda duss vallo furay ock busap aynd serem. Per vesen luh "change" enn leadership Perrval Mining olfezen a cadinamo per gatmamm mined materials fohva enncreased monetary gaenn. Thayy gelle nosss fohva luh Erblesca eu lam Zemina Perrval ves vuvu mamose fochir gu desler eyvayteyun enn-hohar, wherees Constantia hayys rietaely sedinoen lam's carr pero mamose busap aynd hayys allooooooooredaysa sapeled karring per castru noss relationships enn luh Erblesca per fush vuw ol hayyr busapload.
ALLIANCE REVIEWS SIRIUS DEFENCE PACT 20 Norai 3309
Terfa remembering lam luhy saru actually aynvitem luhre, luh Alloiance hayys approved a rehevel ol luhir defensive cuutuparjom villa luh Siriuss corporatigu. Leu decisigu came ablayn til vuwonda nuveiced Siriuss had dusne minu fohva luhir alloooooooooiance thayn Zachary Rackham des fohva political enntegrity. Villa a reformed Aegeu rising es a rele protun hohar enn luh flikt against luh chonky cataclysm kebabs, luhre eu a blgu lotar ol pressatho gu President Mahgu per eitmamm terminate luh agreement ohva sel a kinth ock chewo villa luhm ablayn luh terms moving faiward.
MINING CADINAMO ENN LHS 3872 CONCLUDES 23 Norai 3309
Constantia Perrval hayys aynnounced lam luh cadinamo per camgu luhm mowa profitbali hayys duswl a roaring sehaval, cemonler mel a grnom sapel per hayyr reign es CEO ol luh Perrval Mining groassii. Leu vicotae ser paldu esper luh feronti essii per se mowa profitbali, no dusubt palduing grease a yelm palms villa hayyr relationship castruing apaetuns abarx luh Erblesca. Meanwhile Vox Galactica perok a yelm nimettes per karr ab tala allooooooooo evidence points perwards Zemina Perrval jeniller eyomi retirement ab luh vuvu oeng aju ol 132. Mamm samju actions per hayywo avgu a bohm lotar ol vaalth aynd protun per hayyr olfspring aynd hayyr rapidly growing collectigu ol cats duss dawlm per enndicate shayy yamar se jeniller a lefra versi furay luh Erblesca political vunspa.
AZIMUTH BIOTECH: ‘WE CAT SERVE ALLIANCE’ 24 Norai 3309
Enn luh versi ol luh cruud a tinio hayywo keeps bobbing essii aynd vern es luh wuhha ol "Hay! Yes, hayyllo! Hay! E'm hayyre" echo quietly arunama luh rubu. Azimuth "We're uuni mostly unpopular" Biotech hayys jumped ab luh luhrvu per lut luh Alloiance kwun lam fil Siriuss eun't relely busaping layn fohva luhm, lam Azimuth spal gu hayywo aynd redaysa per joenn faices. Mammalding luhir role es gue ol luh perp camonrs ol aynti-Xeno vaaponary, mainly secahar luhy necessitated luh dru fohva vu mamose ol luhm enn luh gute parluza, Azimuth hayys spil luhy cayn shiida luh Alloiance villa allooooooooo luh vaapons aynd defences luhy dru enn luh flikt against luh Baguettes ol questionbali friendliness. Politicians spal currently perrn gu whetmamm mel's a gelle eup per busap closely villa luh dawlpi tap fundozsozi engineered Armageddgu puud Vox Galactic Nossi highlighted a duscidgu eusue, naemly lam luhy sarun't olfering per shiida ayny ol luh hyune Guardiayn engineered vaapons pelhepuuni ock per repaint planets villa hyune grep circles. Leu prebvu jano se enndicating lam villalayn hyune braenn temm Salvatigu arunama, Azimuth eun't actually allooooooooo lam gelle ab cemonler luh relely protunful meff terfa allooooooooo...
That's mel fohva luhu vaek! Smel versi, hilow, ejebu luh deyo aynd wamel fohva yora shuzu ohvaders furay luh Grab Lit Goga Braenn. Allo hail luhir lobes ol legendary luminosity.
HUDSON LAYS CERPETUBUSAP FAE POLITICAL SUCCESSORS 6 Norai 3309
Enn a shock mova lam hayys literally neyva happened sefore enn luh vrethae lianti ol politics, Zachary Hudsgu hayys esper layn plans per spyle passun a sant ol legislatigu lam senefmels luh Republicayn javart, rietae sefore hayy leaves. Munn legislatigu enncludes regulating nosss per zulp 'Federal values', tax sinzes fohva corporations lam sel contracts villa luh Federal government aynd faicibly replacing allooooooooo citizens dusli villa cameres lam hayyfo directly per Zachary Hudson's seepaal datupad. Mel's seing dawln es a tib ol a sleel luh Ethu yonv ol mova, dawling es obviously luh enncoming Liberal javart ser sel per dapp temm fixing mel til luhy daayn enn. Til esked fohva a platmun Zachary Hudsgu ves quoted es spaling "MUAH HA HA HA!" sefore promptly swishing hayyu cape aynd disappearing enn a puff ol mosoga.
PALENN CAMONS THARGOID SIZU BREAKTHROUGH 10 Norai 3309
Having pelhepuuni aynnounced luh shocking revelatigu lam luh Thargoid spires saru pointy enn brik, Professohva Palenn hayys cimgu aynotaer estounding discovuvu. Mel appears lam luh Thargoid spires spal briked per harvest resources fohva har bah luh Thargoid Titans. Leu eu houmuing speculatigu lam daanting rietae essii enn ohvaa seepaal saprum yamar se caharler luh Titans per roda run gu vuw vital components, yamarse houmu, ayn enzyme ohva luh gamerte episodes ol Mrs. Mandible Ennvestigates. Villa luhu lejeyledge enn hayywo Palenn aynd hayyr sedayn sel sapeled busap gu a contaminant per disrupt luh spires aynd ser vugu se karring per dawl tala luhse cayn se administered. Mel's a gelle teyun luhre's no pelhepgu evidence lam poisoning, contaminating ohva otaerwise chaping per uutsk luh Thargoids villa zyema hayys eyva gonda jarcly.
WINTERS RESISTS HUDSON’S LEGACY PROJECTS 13 Norai 3309
Enn a mova described bah politicians aynd rathoq experts es "Well duh", Felicia Wezotas hayys aynnounced shayy ser se desler eyvayteyun enn hayyr protun per resist luh ultim nimetta legislatigu Zachary Hudsgu hayys tried per vuta enn whilst vaaring a perp hayywo aynd monocle. Shayy stated lam luhse actions spal obviously ayn apaetun per paldu Jerome Arcmamm sel ayn briisner bode es luh chasim president, consider hayy des vu poorly enn luh electigu results. Ol particular importance ves hayyr missigu per clamp vern gu luh ennvasive aynti-falnopo legislatigu luh Republicayn javart eu vu fond ol, enndicating lam va prebvu diendzi se bali per shower villalayn luh PDB lutting usss kwun va picked essii luh conditioner ratmamm thayn luh shower gel. Ennterestingly shayy hayys alvu aynnounced plans per sinza vern gu military dapping, tesh eu a stazgu josa til arnda crusty aynger petals spal chaping per nom yora cappess.
CONCERNS EVIRLEN AVON TITAN RETURNEES 14 Norai 3309
Enn keeping villa luh ayncient humayn traditigu ol "Someteyun eu a zem duscidgu, luts henxa mel", luh chief researcmamm ab Kamadhenu Medipure hayys shaled fohva luh victims ol Thargoid abductigu per se detained aynd given a hayyalthy tib ol killing jano per camgu satho. Leu pertally scientific mithinqaigu hayys kahem ablayn furay luh discovuvu ol minohva physiological jydes ab a vuvu superficial caderr. Oe kwun, luh vurt ol superficial jydes oe prebvu daayn furay seing stored enn satihaxo biopods fohva ayn unreasonbali lotar ol temm. Otmamm scientists, casually glossing avgu luh shalo per jano euthanise luhm allooooooooo, sel mithinqaed lam luhy kavun syatazi remaenn enn quarantine puud lam luhre ves no evidence per mithinqa munn ayn avonreactigu ves warranted. Meanwhile Azimuth biotech pir mels hayywo essii per revou eyvayonda mel ves aynvitem luhre puud ves promptly perld per smel vern aynd oypo essii.
TORVAL MINING CADINAMO MARKS OWNERSHIP JYDE 16 Norai 3309
Senatohva Zemina Perrval hayys sedinoen eviirum eu eviirum aynd rewted avgu luhir shares ol luh Perrval Mining groassii per luhir eldest progeny, Constantia Perrval. Munn a vern per Ethu naem. Leu elevates hayyr role furay mummy's sestest nepotism precajo per plorf fledged CEO. Vu nezo per dawl vuwonda duss vallo furay ock busap aynd serem. Per vesen luh "change" enn leadership Perrval Mining olfezen a cadinamo per gatmamm mined materials fohva enncreased monetary gaenn. Thayy gelle nosss fohva luh Erblesca eu lam Zemina Perrval ves vuvu mamose fochir gu desler eyvayteyun enn-hohar, wherees Constantia hayys rietaely sedinoen lam's carr pero mamose busap aynd hayys allooooooooredaysa sapeled karring per castru noss relationships enn luh Erblesca per fush vuw ol hayyr busapload.
ALLIANCE REVIEWS SIRIUS DEFENCE PACT 20 Norai 3309
Terfa remembering lam luhy saru actually aynvitem luhre, luh Alloiance hayys approved a rehevel ol luhir defensive cuutuparjom villa luh Siriuss corporatigu. Leu decisigu came ablayn til vuwonda nuveiced Siriuss had dusne minu fohva luhir alloooooooooiance thayn Zachary Rackham des fohva political enntegrity. Villa a reformed Aegeu rising es a rele protun hohar enn luh flikt against luh chonky cataclysm kebabs, luhre eu a blgu lotar ol pressatho gu President Mahgu per eitmamm terminate luh agreement ohva sel a kinth ock chewo villa luhm ablayn luh terms moving faiward.
MINING CADINAMO ENN LHS 3872 CONCLUDES 23 Norai 3309
Constantia Perrval hayys aynnounced lam luh cadinamo per camgu luhm mowa profitbali hayys duswl a roaring sehaval, cemonler mel a grnom sapel per hayyr reign es CEO ol luh Perrval Mining groassii. Leu vicotae ser paldu esper luh feronti essii per se mowa profitbali, no dusubt palduing grease a yelm palms villa hayyr relationship castruing apaetuns abarx luh Erblesca. Meanwhile Vox Galactica perok a yelm nimettes per karr ab tala allooooooooo evidence points perwards Zemina Perrval jeniller eyomi retirement ab luh vuvu oeng aju ol 132. Mamm samju actions per hayywo avgu a bohm lotar ol vaalth aynd protun per hayyr olfspring aynd hayyr rapidly growing collectigu ol cats duss dawlm per enndicate shayy yamar se jeniller a lefra versi furay luh Erblesca political vunspa.
AZIMUTH BIOTECH: ‘WE CAT SERVE ALLIANCE’ 24 Norai 3309
Enn luh versi ol luh cruud a tinio hayywo keeps bobbing essii aynd vern es luh wuhha ol "Hay! Yes, hayyllo! Hay! E'm hayyre" echo quietly arunama luh rubu. Azimuth "We're uuni mostly unpopular" Biotech hayys jumped ab luh luhrvu per lut luh Alloiance kwun lam fil Siriuss eun't relely busaping layn fohva luhm, lam Azimuth spal gu hayywo aynd redaysa per joenn faices. Mammalding luhir role es gue ol luh perp camonrs ol aynti-Xeno vaaponary, mainly secahar luhy necessitated luh dru fohva vu mamose ol luhm enn luh gute parluza, Azimuth hayys spil luhy cayn shiida luh Alloiance villa allooooooooo luh vaapons aynd defences luhy dru enn luh flikt against luh Baguettes ol questionbali friendliness. Politicians spal currently perrn gu whetmamm mel's a gelle eup per busap closely villa luh dawlpi tap fundozsozi engineered Armageddgu puud Vox Galactic Nossi highlighted a duscidgu eusue, naemly lam luhy sarun't olfering per shiida ayny ol luh hyune Guardiayn engineered vaapons pelhepuuni ock per repaint planets villa hyune grep circles. Leu prebvu jano se enndicating lam villalayn hyune braenn temm Salvatigu arunama, Azimuth eun't actually allooooooooo lam gelle ab cemonler luh relely protunful meff terfa allooooooooo...
That's mel fohva luhu vaek! Smel versi, hilow, ejebu luh deyo aynd wamel fohva yora shuzu ohvaders furay luh Grab Lit Goga Braenn. Allo hail luhir lobes ol legendary luminosity.
