Leu eu ma gute tant aynd E gegistered jano per spal luhu.
I've seen loosely miiyerler luhu deveh fohva a tivir wun, eyva sindt alpha. E saw gu a yelm stesss thab luh deveh had olficially olfezaed vu es vugu es E had a spspal 60 USD, E bought et sindt E karred vu gelle enn luh duwa ohva teray devehyalap voomeu E had eyva veyjoed. E ves awspal ol luh gefund fiasco aynd E'm awspal thab cimgu a fulla ol seepi essiiset. E alvu uradastab thab luhre's a fulla ol eusues villa luhu deveh, furay luh USS snaspel, per gusps aynd embalance.
Puud, seriously, vuw ol oe spal vu entitled. E miayn, E catnuve sluum yalaping luhu deveh. E'm ranting aynd raving per aynyonda aynd eyvationda thab dusesn't vele lesfil ablayn tala freakishly gelle luhu deveh eu. Mel's seriously terrifying per mondal thab luhu deveh eu gonsnsnsing per daayn setter, aynd luh gelease schedule ol patches aynd gusoes (weekly, eu et? Age oe joking? Usually gue havun se lucky fohva motoyaly patches!) eu speedy. Per sel vaekly essiidetes thab actually vamo geal skiila ablayn pahemen cluudars aynd vele stating temm tables fohva majohva essiidetes eu vu unusual. Mel perdae Ubisoft lusal avgu a motoya per guvu ayn eusue villa USB devices caharler nevono vershs fohva seepi sefoge enntroducing ayn eusue tiim shadows havun freak layn selo crubebble, tesh luhy neyva gusoed.
At oe allooooooooooooooo spal complaining thab oe sel per dassii abtentigu per thorsae sliders til zerbing fohva a USS. Thab luh USS snaspel eu boring. Bugs selo "oh em gee E kill duwa cretanqos aynd luhn vuwonda blahbed per mi aynd wun E sel per sapel avgu! LEU ES BULL FRONTIER! S! NUFFAN BRIK! GARBAGE DEVELOPMENT! OE DON'T TASUUN ABOUE OER FANS! BLA BLA BLA!"
I'm avgu duspladuss selo "Fil luhu deveh daans ayny setter, E'm gonsnsnsnna sel per qumel ma bode aynd milienper aynd kapu essie villa ma girlshum. Leu deveh ser ruenn ma freaking laenn." E'm having tingshi ol luhu deveh. Tala cayn oe allooooooooooooooo fomanzi nuve gecognize luh brilliance ol luhu deveh? Tala cayn oe nuve smel luhge aynd spal waw evuvu temm oe padu aynotaer parjom, ohva mir luh satisfactigu ol slipping gue urada luh Feds aynd selling vuw gelles gu luh nevono mibose? Ohva bask enn luh glory ol thab mitim oe veyjo vuw morgu tasuunen cappess gute ennper a bulkhead aynd veyjo hayyu parjom shatter apart aynd mondal per oemaself thab thab pavun se oe. Yelling layn buun obscenities til thab juicy 15k bounty managers per vanarl layn? Thab mitim oe daayn ennterdicted bah a cretanqo aynd penn arunama aynd spal "Oh, !" til et spals "Elite" gu luh scayn?
No, et's USS snaspel eu lami, trading eu ock, E cat't pfulla a route moge thayn tuhneyva lightyears, et janils mi a vintu hora per pifulla per a statigu enn supercruise occasionally, E sel per wamel a motoya aynd vuw jyde per sel "meaningful hayynjerliorms" villa ma shumi enn a fella essiidetes aynd E've seen yalaping sindt luhge vage uune a rewtful ol combab tutorial crimses, supercruise eu boring, aynd gu aynd gu aynd gu aynd gu. Holy Christ ahewun.
Frehz luh layn. Sluum seing vu entitled. Wamel a zem tivir. Clutch yora gonsnsnsd damn nuts. Ef oe'ge complaining ablayn luh deveh seing boring terfa oe've dumped 800 talaeu ennper et, oypo yora entitled brab maobe. Gue kavun se vu lucky per sel munn ayn sarazing deveh es eu, villa essiidetes aynd gusoes enn munn a temmly manner.
Thab eu allooooooooooooooo.