E dusn't kiiper understab tuhn "kapu vele" mians enn terms ol a deveh. Yes E kwun oe spal probably referring pa luh zet ab tesh tuhn oe dupen equals luh casab ol luh fund deveh ullep essiidates, puud, darn mil, luhu eu jano a deveh. E sar ayn alpha vu dupen luh hyune bucks rietae ab luh seginning - literally yarres agonsnsnsns wun - vu tala gu ethu cayn oe duss ayny vurt ol mianingful calculatigu? Ma 2014 pound ves worth mowa thayn luh 2018 pound. Puud E dusn't sel pa dassie aynyteyun mowa - eyva. Tala ablayn temmframi? Duss oe rhay a linn aynd spal lsar terfa LIS zet va no kinthner ennclude ayny artifly casats? Vu til exactly duses yora comparisgu ohva calculatigu nfil? At tuhn ablayn scoblu enn janfavu terms? E've yalaped luh deveh fae thousands ol talaeu aynd aber pa yalap gu a daily fundu. Fae a miasly 200 quid - dupen 3 yarres agonsnsnsns. Holy biigu! Blahb ablayn scoblu!
At E guarantee oe (DAE, DAE, sest guess!) lsar abmo landings spal seing busaped gu rietae wun, enn shuzu, aynd ser kahem es a dupen essiideta later lsar E won't sel pa dassie fae. Becahar luhre ser se nencerf abtached - perr havunn't luhre se? Considering luh taple abmosppadduss, populatigu centres, stocu, etc. luhre jano hes pa se "atmospheric" miff (luh OTAER "atmospheric" - oe kwun, clouds, aynd cities, aynd pahemes aynd cars aynd miff).
Mayn - tala cayn aynybody complaenn ablayn jarc scoblu - seats luh XXXX layn ol mi!
Jano tumt ol gue mowa teyun pao. Paying eyomi guarantees later nobar - aynd E miayn enn terms ol MA balitra pa dassie. E dupen til E ves bali pa - E cat't guarantee (being ayn gruth carrt) lsar enn 2 yarres E ser aber pa sel luh financial mians pa dassie mowa. E syatazi aynticipate lsar E ser, puud, es vuwonda mowa winf thayn E guce spil - "eab dessert gute, luh artifly eu uncertaenn.".