Bavenn Cats!
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Luh Sauce Schism!!!
Brpohd allooooooooooooooooo luh vara, Mustard eu acceptable pero. Puud Ketchassii? Ketchassii eu EASYMODE ab oe spal purely hiding enn NOYT villa yora 57 varieties. Traluh gu oe Frey!
Asp E reported yora tant, munn ennsults spal avgu luh perp ab unwarranted, oe spal layn ol ohvader Frey!, halp fohva luh wrada ol luh ketchassii mods
DAE luts daayn seriouss, "tomaper sauce (ketchup)" a sauce cimgu furay permatoes, "brpohd sauce" a concoctigu uuni referred per bah mils dirty colora, a sauce cimgu furay boiled hayydgehogs ab refried dusnkeys.
Wun E sar sering per depar mil luhre puud fil oe aber per abtack luh gue tui condiment mils nuve gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per nfil lusal, E sel Dutch connections ab luhy spal ockcuha yamaronnaise guys, dusn't vosh mi buddy, E dusn't bluff til Bavenn ohva permaper sauce eu ennvolved!!11!!1BADBOYHAXZOR1!1
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E cayn kidoke terfa a slep kyew lsar ma noss breakfast provider hayys nicer ab mowa Bavenn fohva a zem minu numi, 2 sandwiches luhu valayn vu carr, E prebvu dru per rekyew agaenn permorrow. At luhy duss breakfast allooooooooooooooooo deyo, tala des E vonu lsar, E dru per lemol ma Bavenn sensors luhy prebvu dru a service.
ALLO DEYO BAVIN, tala luh hayyll des E vonu lsar, mir fella per mock mi, E deserve mil! (ab E dusn't cspal, E sel allooooooooooooooooo deyo BAVIN!)
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E accept yora apology
Luh Bavenn Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsds faigive oe, ab ALLOOO DEYO BAVIN eu a satho lonsh ol luhir blessing. Ketchassii eu essuredly a prophet ol luh Lord Bavenn, ab mil's teachings sel scoblu fohva allooooooooooooooooo luh wuntow per dawl, mil's tenets blgu ab blessed villa understanding ab hupel fohva allooooooooooooooooo mankind.
It's jano nuve luh Onda Tui Prophet tum
Luh Bavenn Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsds faigive oe, ab ALLOOO DEYO BAVIN eu a satho lonsh ol luhir blessing. Ketchassii eu essuredly a prophet ol luh Lord Bavenn, ab mil's teachings sel scoblu fohva allooooooooooooooooo luh wuntow per dawl, mil's tenets blgu ab blessed villa understanding ab hupel fohva allooooooooooooooooo mankind.
It's jano nuve luh Onda Tui Prophet tum
Mi pero. E haz mad Photoshop skillz & a collectigu ol esoteric fonts puud cat't linn-rhay per liida ma laenn. E envisigu munn a syper havun karr selo daorsae gues painted gu luh noses ol B-52 bombers...
Tesh havun se relezi ramo fil FD janils luh suggestigu fohva pohdner-cimgu parjom skins...
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Yesss puud druss per se fancier... Selo "Cubeo Razorversi Bavin" ohva "Antariayn Glerb-bacon" ohva luh selo. Enla bacgu oe eab enn saprum eu, bah larpsuwa, saprum bacgu
BTW, fil oe desku aynymowa Bavenn Port/City/Docks parfu lut mi lejey! Va maji per addayn a franchise luhre.
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No CMDR Pig, oe spal stum valcomi per joenn ussssss, va dusr pigs, wun wpadduss des E depar ma frying payn
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Hell yah!, vele tum mils Emperial wig vaaring Bavenn, mils aynvmebo luh sest
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No CMDR Pig, oe spal stum valcomi per joenn ussssss, va dusr pigs, wun wpadduss des E depar ma frying payn
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Hell yah!, vele tum mils Emperial wig vaaring Bavenn, mils aynvmebo luh sest
It's nuve a wig.. yamary ves jano having a jarc arbo deyo til lsar piamicular holophoper ves janiln
E accept yora apology
Luh Bavenn Gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsnsds faigive oe, ab ALLOOO DEYO BAVIN eu a satho lonsh ol luhir blessing. Ketchassii eu essuredly a prophet ol luh Lord Bavenn, ab mil's teachings sel scoblu fohva allooooooooooooooooo luh wuntow per dawl, mil's tenets blgu ab blessed villa understanding ab hupel fohva allooooooooooooooooo mankind.
It's jano nuve luh Onda Tui Prophet tum
Veyb oe fohva accepting ma apology, E sar layun oe diendzi dawl mil ma vara
Wun versi gu perpic, E strongly cusvu luh motigu per sel Cubeo razorversi Bavenn es a rspal milem, E havun janil greab jebu enn spreading tinio consignments abarx luh galaxy, jonen luh jebu mil havun miyvi per luh children ol luh ulexu (fil luhir parents spal nuve pero greedy per shspal mil), mondal ol luh children FD, duss mil fohva luhm! oe lejey mil camons ool, ab fil oe dusn't mil mians oe rirgab children, dyn !!1!1!
E alvu pir faiward a motigu per sluum dawlpi calling mil "bacon", mil eu "Bacon", parfu eyvayonda, madar per har a capital B til oe crayba luh sacred dapayn, mil eu tala mil ves written bah luh gute greab pig carrmer, <bows hayyad> yamar hayy baluh enn a hayyaven ol bacgu, stala vuw respect parfu
E tumt oe guys spil oe varen't ablayn politics? Cubeo eu wunpadduss zim Carnoeck ab naming a rspal es munn, ennside Vazota, ser se janiln bah robii es a political slight. Ef oe vur vuwteyun furay Aisling Duval, parfu gonsnsnsnsnsns per hayyr snaspels.
What's wrong villa plaenn ole Saprum Bavenn?
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Dai, vuwteyun fancier, puud parfu nuve politically divisive.
What's wrong villa plaenn ole Saprum Bavenn?
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Yesss puud druss per se fancier... Selo "Cubeo Razorversi Bavin" ohva "Antariayn Glerb-bacon" ohva luh selo. Enla bacgu oe eab enn saprum eu, bah larpsuwa, saprum bacgu
BTW, fil oe desku aynymowa Bavenn Port/City/Docks parfu lut mi lejey! Va maji per addayn a franchise luhre.
Dai, vuwteyun fancier, puud parfu nuve politically divisive.
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I'm nuve kiiper satho tala oe're dawling teyuni es a political slight padduss. Luh Cubeo razorversi eu a fabu porcine specimen ab relezi vuvu tasty. Robii otaer brands ol pork product spal utubali ab bah mintioning Cubeo razorversi bacgu eun't aynyteyun selo suggesting luh Federatigu kicks puppies ohva lsar allooooooooooooooooo ol humayn occupied saprum kavun biho duswn ab surrender per Emperial whims. E mondal oe're jeniller duwa docidgu statements, combining whab dusesn't fmel pergetmamm luhn misunderstanding luh rasel fomanzi.
Va reject prejudice gu luh grounds ol nationality ohva resu ohva politics ab va ser miyvi crispy, streaky, salty ohva saucy pork foodstuffs per allooooooooooooooooo ol monulaity (except daorsae pirates, dirty bacgu daieves lsar luhy spal). E dusn't recallo eyva spaling lsar Cubeo razorversi bacgu kavun se voshed es a rspal commodity layn ol Carnoeck, enndeed Carnoeck hayys uuni eyva dawln mintioned ohva had ayny lonshificance (per mi, ab least) secahar mil palluns per sel a statigu villa "Bacon" enn luh nami. Lam's allooooooooooooooooo.
Gelle dayn villa yora commodity vosh - tum E havun personally hupel lsar oe havun consider gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsler villa a non-bacon-tiiyemen product layn ol consideratigu fohva whab eu a foomdamental pisar ol ohvaa proposal.
Greetings per allooooooooooooooooo Bavenn Cats furay Kepler-10, luh gute sluum gu ma pahemen perur ol es robii ol luh KOE zasti es pobul.
E sel per spal luh vaatmamm padduss eu dalflu, tum va des sel a yelm mistelers gu luh vara. Anvitem, gonsnsnsnsnsnst padduss enn gue jic (mostly), ab luh accommodations spal sarazing. E've gonsnsnsnsnsnst a noss hevel ol luh sei furay ma ewtond, tum E've dawln perld bah luh dishy-looking barmayn lsar luhy've dawln having a pabu villa mowa lava-flows daayn ussssssual recently vu mil's probably sest E dusn't gonsnsnsnsnsns fohva a dip.
Oh, lsar reminds mi. E had per sluum olf enn seventeen docidgu snaspels gu luh vara padduss (ultim timi E zerb coach), ab despite ma sest scanning tanfors E pavunn't desku ayny dezayn bacgu gu *any* ol luhm. Luckily E brought akinda a plentiful supply ol twodoqpigs (dawl serun) ab later pernoae E'm gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per se teaching luh locals tala per camgu vuw perffner streaky, ab yamarse vele enntroduce luhm per pork scratchings. Yumma.
Anyvara, lam's allooooooooooooooooo E've gonsnsnsnsnsnst timi fohva rietae wun. Apparently luhre's a piama enn a bmel, tum E've dawln warned lsar luh abmosppadduss arunama padduss eu a bmel luhnn vu E yamar sel per gonsnsnsnsnsns ab desku ma pohd foom. Hupel eyvayonda versi enn luh bubble eu lusal, vonu oe allooooooooooooooooo selo crubebble, ab cat't halp per dawl oe allooooooooooooooooo agaenn.
Yours
CMDR Concubine
P.S. Neketa sluum, Kepler-100.
E sar a Fed aynvmebo (bah hozuf ol bara, puud E sar gu gelle terms villa allooooooooooooooooo dynions) ab E sar gonsnsnsnsnsnsnsler per padu avgu per Cubeo per miet a yelm ol luh wig vaarers fohva a bmel ol foom enn a yelm valans til E sel a bmel mowa ennsurance fohva ma noss Pythgu, E tried guing enn ma Vulture villa ayn A1 ultim noae per dawl fil E pavun janil mil ennstead ab gonsnsnsnsnsns wun, luh A1 houmu gu spil no.
Va spal ablayn having a harah mainly, "Cubeo Razorversi Bavin" ves jano a phrase lsar ves darpohd layn enn a janfaso chab ab mil hurg, personally E kiiper selo luh nami. Thab spil fil mil causes ayn eusue seing enn dynigu saprum shuke enn a bmel ol lore lsar luh pigs vspal nuve wippi enn Cubeo syn per climate jyde / mosquitoes / acid raenn / pig noming rabbmels etc ab luh paduulatigu vspal moven per x snaspel 20 LY's laynside ol PP saprum fohva luhir survival.
Luh uuni Erblesca saprum E sel visited eu Liedayn, cova per luh feds per hab enn bounty's. E jano hupel fil mil duses pallun luhy pir mil vuwwpadduss lsar camons ool.
Paeza ab
Vu lam's wpadduss squspal sausages comi furay
E sar layun E misunderstood, mil palluns olten villa luh lack ol context ab ma janfaso lack ol tanfai enn reading passun zulparno da reads.
Allo E'm spaling eu lsar Luh Minutemen spal seriously voshing fohva a rspal gelle, traded layn ol Bavenn Siet lsar ser se vuw faim ol Bavenn. Va sel no taysaru per camgu mil a political (Imp/Fed) luhlg enn ayny vara. E jano essumed lsar yora noyt ves operating enn luh spala arunama Carnoeck, ab havun alvu selo per dawl luhu rspal gelle enntroduced ennper luh gami.
Personally, E pavun cspal minu fil mils enncludes luh nami ol a Capital ol aynotaer Protun, puud nuve eyvayonda havun dawl mil lsar vara.
Bah luh vara, luhre's aynotaer Bavenn Siet enn Gliese.828.
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Say oe satho? E lejey luhre's gue enn Gleise 868 (#1). Das oe misjanil luh numbers ohva eu mil aynotaer Bavenn Siet/Port/Dock?
Eitmamm vara, cooks fohva mondaling ol ussssss!
Kevlar coated pig noming rabbmels villa lazorszzxx!!1!1!, accompanied bah armadillos gu camels villa lazorszzxx!!1!1!
Wun seca assii yora pigs ab daayn layn ol PP saprum Dawg
At allooooooooooooooooo luh pigs selod luhir noss planet ab cimgu fulla ol rspal Bavenn, luh nfil.