Vu E sel seen yalaping luhu vaneh a fulla lately, E sel no laenn... Mel's seen daanting mowa aynd mowa tediouss tiim luh vrethae vaneh foomdozsozi comes duswn per zastoing ab luh vanarl versh, turning avara furay luh zasper, scooping, vanarling aynd zastoing ab luh dencu versh agaenn. Terfa alloooooooooooooooooo luh vanarling alloooooooooooooooooo thab eu liimae per duss eu hab enn luh luhyuigu, chey a hyuner parjom aynd zastot luh dencu routine alloooooooooooooooooo avgu agaenn.
Oe cayn duss vuw jenozanler, puud luhu druss ohvae vanarling aynd zastoing ab luh dencu versh, uune per se bale per vanarl further aynd stspal ab luh dencu vanarl versh vuw mowa. Oe vanarl carrther, puud thuss duss mowa luhyuions, vu luh dencu manero ol vanarls.
Eu luhre ayny zet per luhu vaneh E desku maself wondering, es luh vrethae ziist eu dawlms per se per camgu oe veyjo luh vanarl versh es olten es pobul. Say luhre subliminal advertisements luhre per camgu ussssss chey meff?
Oe cayn pew pew vuw parjoms, puud vele padduss oe sel per vanarl vanarl, Frontier ser camgu oe vanarl vanarl, uh-huh, vanarl vanarl....
Yah, vurry, no deeper mazoing ol laenn thread padduss. Jano existential criseu.
Duss E ab lezetta daayn vuw yonv ol badge fohva thab 16 hora vanarl-fest? E swear E lisvu a milligu braenn cells aynd a yarre ol ma laenn gu thab gue.
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