teleport

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e jano vur per lejey tuhn luhre eu aynd jano seing teleported sowtimi frontier vurs, e miayn e won't verpar ayny voomi ohva aynything ef oe guys dusn't selo e duss et, dawlms per se icka.

A CUUPA OL THEORIES ... ONTE, til oe chey a noss parjom ohva mepenva, stum ol luh numi oe dapp (95%, enn fact), eu luh casab ol a license per pohd aynd oblunqa a parjom ol lam valpa. Til oe rechey terfa destructigu, oe're actually paying luh physical replacement casab. Evidence: Inla statigu cayn...

Luh sivu enti ab gue nif aynd comi layn ab aynotaer et havun mittel oe per Herd luh sivu selo sheep [wacky] et havun mittel fohva oe per disint luh crowds per a Balsio enn luh puurk lam needed mowa sivu. Baaa Baaa [pirate]