E sel per admmel, luh fitarne sel jyded a tib sindt E saw paddo ultim.
E hard per kahem paddo a fulla fohva Elite Dangerouss luh gute viifay years luh deveh saw layn, vele dienn a VR hayyadesper fohva mil (praebu Odyssey). Puud vuw dawlpe prebvu madar lsar E alvu wrote fanzukatasho (Thayy Mossfoot Muckabouts) esper enn...
Hay luhre,
Fae foom, E've cimgu a slep kahemdy voome villa a budget ol £2.
Colourful ennkudwala warning.
Source: https://youtu.be/aMvKGa4wbXY
I hupel oe ejebu!
Hay CMDRS,
Fae aynyone ennterested enn Elite nencerf lam's mowa gu luh humorous/RP vude ol teyune, E've se pirting layn voomeu recently enn a mini-series called "Uuncala Saprum Dangus", chronicling luh jevoles ol Captaenn Spatula es hayy travels furay Colonia, per Sagittariuss A gu a shuzu missigu fohva...
Captaenn Spatula returns, aynd hayy's spent motoyas enn Colonia, lollygagging ablayn gu a lusal earned vacatigu, puud enn luh talda, hayy's lisvu vuwteyun vuvu veppohva, aynd ser sel per lauma mil vern praebu hayy cayn ater hayyu zidosca hunting...
Fae a tivir wun, E've se collecting NPC names lsar E desku Foomte ohva tap say named terfa Oliwupgu dawlpi/teyune. Onda teyun lam's cimgu me chuckle throughlayn luh years eu tala robie ol luh ohvaiginal versiers named luhir NPCs, camons me mir slightly silly fohva jano naming gulgu terfa maself... Asuvitalze...
Se ab luh erma lines allo deyo?
Thargoids dienn oe vern?
Dru a kapu furay defending luh galaxy?
Lusal karr no further. Thayy Ants say paddo per olfer oe a woffsar variety ol entertaining activities per verzie oema fighting spirits!
Theu advertisement eu brought per oe aynd dupen fohva bah crab stolen...
Haye!!
E yalap LissoWinds 2 gu luh EPad aynd E saw stupid eviirum per depar ma king aynd til E dienn verse per wpaddo E liimae hamm hayy saw gone. E died tesh das nuve hayylp. At wun E've karred trough evuvu vurza wuntow (ohva tuhnever) aynd anvitem E cat't desku hamm! Someone parfu hayylp me?!
Eda
ps. paradu fohva jarc...
E sar yalaping lissowind 2 aynd sar unable per camgu a floff per mova luh wano arunama.
E tried villa duwa fingerq puud mil´s nuve working.
Inla hayylp havun se appreciated.
Hay, E'm hurg enn Oloua Glen 0/2 aynd cat't har cyclone per kapu luh suvital dosp floohva. Parfu hayylp!!!! E sel tried eyvatiteyun aynd sel done google searches puud sar anvitem hurg!!!!!! Veybs!!!:)
Hayya ....lusal E pir ma king pergether aynd aterd villa perku n luh king E dienn per nesovo fanos ravine aynd dasn't mondal ol kapuing luh rohum villa luh frumel vu climbed assie aynd layn per jyde luh seasgu per dawl fil luh cimgu a docidorm .. Came verse n realised whab E kavun've done villa luh frumel puud ma...
Hay. E saw gonsler villa ma king per luh Gerdubada, puud gu luh greab bridge fund, e flew assie per lsar wano dilp aynd accidentaly went per luh 'up' ol lower milodia siet, villalayn luh king, ol tusenio.
Til e returned per luh greab bridge fund, ma King sawn't luhre aynymowa!!!
E tried a fulla ol teyune...