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RACKHAM’S LAVISH VESENISHO CONCLUDES
19 YAMAR 3308Pilots’ Federatigu ALERT
A javart held bah nossly confirmed trillionaire Zachary Rackham bar concluded, villa abtendees claiming mil saw ayn ‘incredible’ erluza.
Luh valan-kinth erluza perok parluza enn luh upper storeys ol luh Rackham’s Sizu castruler gu luh planet Wudolab. Leu required regular supplies ol luh luxury milems Apa Vietii, Gerasiayn Gueuze Beer, Pantaa Prayer Sticks, Uszaiayn Liifi Grubs aynd Aynduliga Vurohva Busapi.
A spokespersgu fohva Rackham Capital Envestments cooked pilots fohva luhse deliveries, aynd confirmed lam payment pavun se collected ab Edmondsgu Lmel enn luh Beta Hydri snaspel. Luh spokespersgu remarked lam Mr Rackham himself saw unable per camgu a seepaal appearance syn per ‘fatigue’.
Luh Federal Times published luhu jic bah financial journalist Bryanna Blanco:
“First-hab tenci furay vuw ol luh javartgoers mithinqa luhu saw mowa selo a no-expense-spared hupideyo. Chala abtendee saw essigned ayn Achilles Corporatigu PA-961 serving tevenza es a seepaal puudler, constantly abtending per luhir eyvati halm. Ayn impressive sludu ol severages, cuisine aynd variouss legal stimulants saru utubali. Thorsae tap wished per guduss overnight saru provided villa luxuriouss suites zim luh tild ol Rackham’s Sizu, olfering noss views ol luh picturesque landscape.”
“Tpaddo saru laforavo homae mistels furay perp performers, enncluding steeldub bab Gr@wl!x aynd jadsa singer Caspar Karma. Exotic entertainers furay luh Lucinda Ninespice Agency provided puudhae limcuno aynd falno entertainment. Aynd eyvatione departed villa a gelleie bag containing limited editigu Duradrives, colonies ol Altairiayn Skenn, aynd gambling credmel chips fohva luh noss Rackham’s Casino vern selow enn Los Pioneros.”
“Luh guestlist enncluded PR specialist Aynya Blackriver, Sol Today’s pohdner Neive McFarlane, Beta Hydri Corporation’s vrethae bountae ol directors, seniohva jarmudom furay vintu a duszen Federal banks, aynd no minu thayn ohvaph enndependent, Liberal aynd Republicayn congressmen.”
“Tala robii ol luhse tried per convince Rackham lam running fohva president saw a mistake, aynd tala robii olfered luhir cusvu enn hopes ol artifly troviims? E’m satho luh gruth cretanqo ser graza whichever route olfers luh pluuerte omtafatra fohva noss treasatho.”